Carl Spackler

I hate gophers. Caddied for the Dalai Lama. 🏴‍☠️

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

@hogman29 smells

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

@hogman29 Are we serious? @hogman29

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

Jose Lobaton just came to mind. Hope everyone has a great night

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

Manny Machado may have the weirdest ears I’ve ever seen #makesyouwonder

[Jose Ramirez @MrLapara]

Good night Cleveland

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

Who are you and what did you do with Scottie?

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

Can’t a guy miss Lonnie Chisenhall every now and then

[QuaaLud Aberg @28ozPorterhouse]

Steely Dan Sunday

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

How do I let everyone know at this wedding that today is my half birthday?

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

@monty69mole @DetHomicide @hogman29 Haven’t seen it, can’t add to this. Good luck tho!

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

Best trade deadline ever

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

@hogman29 Solid chance you may not want to trade for him anymore…

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

i’m getting shitfaced today that’s what he would’ve wanted

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

Build the statue

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Angel is catching fire. 🔥

#GuardsBall

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: I will be hosting an early screening of Happy Gilmore 2 on the 9th green at 9 on July 24th. Hope you all can make it.

Oh and dress nice.

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

@SlimVinny69 Ever heard of a twelve month lease?

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

Just left my college house for the final time #killme

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

@hogman29 You’re a beast

[Carl Spackler @gopherhunter1]

@monty69mole Feels like this calls for a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch