Gorgtr

Waterlogged tree stump and official spokes-stump for the office of Abdias Bagidasov

[Gorgtr @gorgtr_]

There is much worth speaking of that cannot be stated directly...

However, for the observant, there is more to hear than can be funneled into a billion eager ears

https://t.co/voGrAwAZvM

[you already know @DrinkingDad_2]

This Chinese supermodel seems really interested in me and the secrets of my mid-1980s Olds Toronado collection.

[Jerry Lock, pallbearer for hire @jlock17]

I bet my mom’s commemorative plate collection is worth 2, 3, maybe 4 percent more than what she paid for them.

[Blather Wince Repeat @xerxesbigboy]

Numbnuts is a serious medical condition, mister.
Your insensitivity is breathtaking.

[K Squared @thatdentaldude]

Sexual harassment is no joke, sugar tits.

[Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker]

I don’t want plant-based hamburger; I want animal-based celery.

[noa @noa_tate_]

if i get quieter for a while, it's because my day job as vice president of the united states is taking more of my attention. thanks for your understanding

[Eric D @EmailEricD]

Hello to everyone up on the surface. I am in my doomsday bunker with 10,000 cans of Dinty Moore beef stew. Could someone please bring down my can opener?

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Forrest Gump would've been a much shorter movie if someone tased him on that park bench

[Eric D @EmailEricD]

If I've ever been a dinner guest at your house, there is a very good chance I've used your toothbrush.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

[Flipping a tarot card] Ahh, the Return of the Mack

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

I like your school shooter haircut, ma'am

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Someone needs to have an affair at Radio Shack so I can buy the 3 remaining shares of stock.

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

she edmund on my fitzgerald til i was wrecked is this anything fuck it send

[Minnie @babyblue0924]

At what point did upper management decide they should start gentle parenting?

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I tried farming my toddler son for content but he's a complete dud

[Art @Art93539166]

Red sun 1967.
Joan Miró.
Spain.

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

i eat my dinner in the bath tub then i go to sex clubs

[Keitho @keith_saunders]

Not gonna post my thighs.

You’re welcome.

[you already know @DrinkingDad_2]

The Sentinel yelling at Hegseth at Arlington but it’s me when the morbidly obese woman in her Hoveround blocks the grocery store aisle.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I was an accountant from the age of 21 until I was sacked for no reason when I was 30.

A complete waste of 14 years.