Eric D

People who say having a dog is nothing like having a kid have obviously never been to one of my dog's piano recitals. For media inquiries please contact my mom.

[Eric D @EmailEricD]

Interview:

“Can you hold scissors?”

“yes”

“Welcome to SuperCuts.”

[Eric D @EmailEricD]

@Shot_Of_Cabo 😂

Highly recommend that with your next steak.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

It’s almost Friday, so there’s really no point in Outlook coming back now.

And it’s November, so it’s almost Christmas. No point really coming back until January if you think about it.

Let’s circle back then.

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Ro Khanna sold his NVIDIA stock an hour before the news broke about the CEO’s affair. He’s clearly guilty of Inside HER Trading.

[Breadman @BTCBreadMan]

I’m just glad that a billionaire is sleeping with adults for once.

[Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker]

I’m just here for spelling practice.

[Fantasy Jeanyus @FantasyJeanyus]

Microsoft Outlook

[Yuto @yuto__v36]

ブレーキ踏んでからウィンカー出すな
棺桶入れてから殺すぞ

[Eric D @EmailEricD]

I’m on a plant based diet, and right now my favorite plant is the one where they manufacture Tyson chicken nuggets.

[Eric D @EmailEricD]

@vikrantnyc Si

[Eric D @EmailEricD]

Does anyone know if Mrs. Huang is on Match yet?

[Eric D @EmailEricD]

@ChipOnshore You'll never guess who owns the leather jacket vending machines.

[Eric D @EmailEricD]

If I've ever been a dinner guest at your house, there is a very good chance I've used your toothbrush.

[Eric D @EmailEricD]

Fight back against scammers:

[Eric D @EmailEricD]

Observing Jensen Huang’s resignation by flying my leather jacket at half mast.

[Trophy Husband @okQhawe]

When I sign off an email with “Best”, I am not wishing anyone the best. I am saying that I am the best.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your honor my doordash is here

[Alejandra MA. @heyyosoyale]

Pinche planeta aburrido, sin dragones, ni elfos, magos ni nada, puro pndejo

[SLOTUS @Liston617]

Hot take: bagels are the worst Bacon egg and cheese vessel

[Eric D @EmailEricD]

@Liston617 @wyanrr I’ve done this, you’re gonna like it. Hot dog bun > bagel