Matti Parviainen

Improving the efficiency of agencies and other consulting companies. CPO at

[Matti Parviainen @gorillasaurus]

I was wondering why the browser was taking up all of my memory but then realized I had left the Steve Lukather discography open in a tab

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

All the stories about Dolly Parton show she was charitable, humble, and inclusive, as well as had a great sense of humor and quick wit about her. Basically the best characteristics you can develop in yourself.

[Hannah Sampson @hannahbsampson]

This note in the final book from Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library wrecked me last year when my daughter turned 5. Tearing up again reading it now.

[Matti Parviainen @gorillasaurus]

@karri_tweets "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it."
–Upton Sinclair

[Matti Parviainen @gorillasaurus]

@danmall PROJECTS please :D

[Matti Parviainen @gorillasaurus]

@iamharaldur @uenodotco if you happen to be looking for an ops platform for resource planning, time tracking and invoicing, check out https://t.co/J3hvG8upSP

[Matti Parviainen @gorillasaurus]

@dieworkwear you're the only reason I keep coming back to this website

[Matti Parviainen @gorillasaurus]

@sdw We got them in Helsinki as well. Sucks.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

[Matti Parviainen @gorillasaurus]

@mikkoantero hauska tää bottiarmeija

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How'd you know?
MAN: There's signs aren't there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

[Matti Parviainen @gorillasaurus]

@karri_tweets @junaydfm Spicy!

[Matt Zarb-Cousin @mattzarb]

Is Elon Musk the first man in the world to have been radicalised by algorithms he implemented on a website he also owns

[Lauri Nevanperä @LauriNevanpera]

Etusivun juttu! Tampereen keskustassa on 170 tyhjää liiketilaa.

Miksi? Perataan tilastot. Ketju.

https://t.co/L3Z3mOBw6t

[Heikki Pursiainen @pursiain]

arvioin televisiosta ulkonäön perusteella mihin vähemmistöihin ihmiset kuuluvat ja pidän niistä tukkimiehen kirjanpitoa näin ministeripäivät sujuvat tehokkaasti

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

I've never liked Kamala much at all, but I might have to change my opinion on her given that every attack on Harris involves people criticizing her for doing incredibly based shit I didn't previously know she'd done

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"read it. it's 900 pages." —me introducing a twitter thread about pants

[Matti Parviainen @gorillasaurus]

@GjMcGowan hey @karri_tweets can your app do this?

[Matti Parviainen @gorillasaurus]

@karri_tweets COMM SLAYER!

[Lauri Eurén @EurenLauri]

@conner_omalley drinking 500 pints for 5G in every German Euro fan zone. Sponsored by the strongest telco!

Today's pint count: 301

[Matti Parviainen @gorillasaurus]

@fabianstelzer it's entertaining to watch this happen in almost real time but the end result is extremely mediocre, and causes masses of people wasting huge amounts of time and energy