no disrespect to wizard who believe themselves to be wiser than the council but that could never be me. i am far too wise to do something so foolish. perhaps even wiser than the council
When the Infamous Dunce takes a controversial position: if you find yourself on the same side as the Infamous Dunce its time to look in the mirror
When the Infamous Dunce takes a controversial position I agree with: If even the Infamous Dunce can figure this out why can’t you?
the crew cried as they became the furthest people from earth, they named the Integrity crater after one of the astronaut’s deceased wife. i love humanity, i love how we go to the moon and we name that bright spot after someone loved. we name that crater after the spaceship craft that carried them so far. something about us being so small, barely making a dent in the universe, but still going with love.
George Orwell originally envisioned Animal Farm as a computer animated film where they dance to Uptown Funk at the end, but he lacked the technology to achieve that.
‘A Christmas Story’ is a nonlinear experience. You look at the screen and its pole, bully, lamp, Santa. I have no idea how it ends. I think the boy dies.
santa sent an elf to fuck mary way before god sent the angel. mary gave birth to a goblin named Smithereen and you can read about him . he made buildings out of crap, you can read about them. he had an anxious attachment style
@katherinomarino santa is god's brother. his domain over christmas/jolly things was the result of a power struggle between an elf-ruled parliament and a judiciary which had been packed with humans. you can learn more about the government of heaven if you watch the movie Norbit very carefully
basically what president trump is doing is he's. The US economy had all this effeminate money from China and Europe. And he's going in there and he's making sure the gay money is, the money's smoking and drinking whisky. The money's a man now. He's almost like a medieval crusader