noah 🔆 🍜

Ecological Restoration; author of Goblins & Hobgoblins: Where to Find Them & How to Tell the Difference

[turbomander @turbomander]

no disrespect to wizard who believe themselves to be wiser than the council but that could never be me. i am far too wise to do something so foolish. perhaps even wiser than the council

[hannah @crankhart]

If you’re emotionally stunted and lost years of your life to your neuroses you will be teenage in appearance forever as god’s apology

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

When the Infamous Dunce takes a controversial position: if you find yourself on the same side as the Infamous Dunce its time to look in the mirror

When the Infamous Dunce takes a controversial position I agree with: If even the Infamous Dunce can figure this out why can’t you?

[disha @yzybby]

the crew cried as they became the furthest people from earth, they named the Integrity crater after one of the astronaut’s deceased wife. i love humanity, i love how we go to the moon and we name that bright spot after someone loved. we name that crater after the spaceship craft that carried them so far. something about us being so small, barely making a dent in the universe, but still going with love.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[: @sn0oozey]

I do not deserve happiness until I radically change at least 5-10 aspects of my personality and life

[Nem @Nemzsi]

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Walking around Chicago praying that I don’t get programmed

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

It’s safe to love fully (1/2)

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

George Orwell originally envisioned Animal Farm as a computer animated film where they dance to Uptown Funk at the end, but he lacked the technology to achieve that.

[Lost In Film @LostInFilm]

«No matter what the weather is, I wish for all of you blue skies and golden sunshine internally all along the way»

— David Lynch

[😶‍🌫️ @Paynuspain]

There’s a third act reveal in Marty Supreme that it’s actually a vampire movie and then it’s just never mentioned again or affects the plot at all.

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

‘A Christmas Story’ is a nonlinear experience. You look at the screen and its pole, bully, lamp, Santa. I have no idea how it ends. I think the boy dies.

[Rand @randizzleDee]

Yeah sure let’s get mad at the person trying to do something about evil witches haunting the town

[masha @MashaParty]

santa sent an elf to fuck mary way before god sent the angel. mary gave birth to a goblin named Smithereen and you can read about him . he made buildings out of crap, you can read about them. he had an anxious attachment style

[masha @MashaParty]

@katherinomarino santa is god's brother. his domain over christmas/jolly things was the result of a power struggle between an elf-ruled parliament and a judiciary which had been packed with humans. you can learn more about the government of heaven if you watch the movie Norbit very carefully

[Jiankui He @Jiankui_He]

We should restrict the use of monkey in medicine experiment.

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

basically what president trump is doing is he's. The US economy had all this effeminate money from China and Europe. And he's going in there and he's making sure the gay money is, the money's smoking and drinking whisky. The money's a man now. He's almost like a medieval crusader