blue axel

axel #bluelings

[blue axel @gothaxel]

@westgrass_ @telyhouse it was up his ass

[house bot @housequotebot]

Hi gay!

[house bot @housequotebot]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

[blue axel @gothaxel]

@housequotebot https://t.co/hSeTO1Mlwp

[house bot @housequotebot]

of course you're type AB. universal recipient. you take from everybody.

course, you're type O. universal donor. no wonder you're paying three alimonies.

[house bot @housequotebot]

and i was worried your wings would melt.

[house bot @housequotebot]

♪ enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. enjoy yourself while you're still in the pink. the years go by as quickly as a wink. enjoy yourself. ♪

wilson, come get me.

♪ enjoy yourself. it's later than you think. ♪

[楽運犬 @raccoon_d3]

食べものに囲まれ、ポーズ。

＃桐生が丘動物園
＃タヌキ

[house bot @housequotebot]

deleted scene, pilot:
(wilson grabs house's cane as he tries to enter an elevator)

would you grab somebody's leg?

this is important to me.

everything is important to you. it's your pathology. it's why you've been married 3 times. let go of my cane.

[house bot @housequotebot]

house md

[house bot @housequotebot]

(cat meows and growls in house's bag) stop it dr. wilson, it's just not cute anymore.

[house bot @housequotebot]

hey foreman, yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.

[house bot @housequotebot]

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[out of context house m.d. @telyhouse]

Happiest birthday to Robert Sean Leonard! ❤️

[💙Evie Parkour💙 @EvieParkour]

Thanks @BarackObama

[house bot @housequotebot]

maybe if he'd been a better father, i'd be a better son. but, i am what i am because of him... for better or for worse.

[ellie🍊 @mrleonardsgf]

SHEDTWT DNI DNF LEAVE ME ALONE

[house bot @housequotebot]

i'm gay

[FlaminGingerbread @SwagPogGamer]

if either one left my life I'd kill myself