Lucy Woo

Wife, Mum, Port Vale fan, Staffs lass, and all round good egg. I like ducks, peas, and running with scissors.

Views my own, I don't reply to DMs.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

They say "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade". Honestly? I'd rather flog them on eBay and put the money towards a nice pair of shoes!

[Akhilesh Mishra @livingdevops]

Vibe coders everyday struggle in 15 seconds.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@MikeM3422 @CalebFC18 Jesus you're a moron.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@MikeM3422 @kim_chee27 Jesus Christ are you ever going to tag the correct person?

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@MikeM3422 @XheDumbass If you'd want to abuse the guy properly, you're going to have to tag him correctly. @GovPritzker is your guy I assume?

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@MikeM3422 Thanks. Not sure I can take credit for anything here, good or bad, since I'm a middle aged woman from the UK however.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@Boowhoooo Yes?

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@MikeM3422 @brendenmoore13 And I thought it was bad when my handle was being confused with Mike Pence's.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@Newtoyounot @CNN No, not me.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@jimmichael720 That's not me. Thank goodness.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@oilers_84 @UHNM_NHS I know. The thought of it is way worse than the actual experience to be honest.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

Today I had to have a needle in my eye to remove fluid from it, then a second needle to replace it with something else. Horrifying, yet the staff at @UHNM_NHS managed to make that a perfectly tolerable experience rather than one of my worst. ♥️

[Port Vale Football Club @OfficialPVFC]

FULL TIME

THE VALIANTS ARE EMIRATES FA CUP QUARTER-FINALISTS! 🤯🏆

#PVFCLive | 1-0

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@MerMaid15882072 @BuzzPatterson @KristiNoem Please tag more carefully, I don't want to appear in any posts including the word Epstein.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

Hey @FeelGoodContact, do your team ever answer emails? You've sent me a random glasses case that doesn't match my glasses and won't respond to my query to let me know what you're going to do about it. Good job the glasses are okay, your customer service is dire.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

Well we all knew relegation was coming for @swfc, but it's a testament to the cruelty of the footballing Gods that it had to happen at Sheffield United. I feel for every one of their supporters, awful day for them all.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

Shame on @BBCNews for referring to @thesilkmen's manager as "Wayne Rooney's brother" and not even mentioning his name. Great result to see today, can only imagine the celebrations tonight. This is what the FA Cup is all about. #facup #MACCRY

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@PigeonPea62 @officer_Lew @nickshirleyy What did I do to you? Luckily, I don't have a political career.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@harerimana_tito @GermanyinRwanda @DKinRwanda @CanadainRwanda @GovernmentZA @ausgov @desdelamoncloa @GFAN_Africa @UNFPARwanda @unicefrw @UNRwanda @EU_Partnerships @PeterASands Try again.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@KaiGipsliebe I stood up from helping my Dad with a crossword puzzle. Just felt it go. The bones in my foot are a bit weird, I think that's what caused the break, no trauma of any kind. How did you break a rib? That must have been really painful. I walked around on my break for over a year.

[Lucy Woo @govp]

Happy birthday to me. My leg is in plaster after foot surgery and I'm less than halfway through the ten week recovery, I've got COVID, and I'm getting up for work. Living the dream this year. 😂 #happybirthdaytome

[Lucy Woo @govp]

@KaiGipsliebe I broke my fifth metatarsal so I've had a bone graft from my heel to bridge a gap and then a plate and screws put in to hold it together. Have you ever broken anything?