Gracie, Boy Wonder

Ask me about my recipe for disaster. CU Boulder Fine Arts. I will fight literally anyone.

[Gracie, Boy Wonder @gracie_messer]

“Why does everything in this house turn into a god damned musical number?”

[Gracie, Boy Wonder @gracie_messer]

@Pdaddynthehyena Tossed a few dabloons your way through Jakes Venmo. Wish I could give more 💕 rock forwards kidz

[Gracie, Boy Wonder @gracie_messer]

My body: *gasping* nutrience
Me: *twitching* iced coffee

[Boulder Library Foundation @joinBLF]

Calling All Makers! @BLDG61 is looking for makers to submit entries for the Maker Made Gallery Exhibition, a show celebrating the diverse and inspiring work produced by the makers in our community. Call for submissions ends 1/26 Opening event 2/9 6 – 8 p.m https://t.co/Ck3bvSSpzO

[Sarah Messer @sarmessy]

Let us acquire this saccharomyces cerevisiae.

[kait 🌈 @sadkxit]

The worst thing about losing a friend or breaking up with someone is that you’ve got all this little information in the back of your mind like their birthday or favorite food and then years later it’ll come up and you’ll think of that person and it’s like it never really stops

[Mitchell Byars @mitchellbyars]

*Walks outside. Smells cow poop in the air*

It's gonna snow tomorrow, #Boulder

[Gracie, Boy Wonder @gracie_messer]

“I thought all artists were into twitter?” -Berkeley

[⚔️ Red-Haired Duke ⚔️ @Duke_blazer]

Yea sex is cool and all but have you ever had roommates that actually clean their dishes?

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

My purse is small but holds a surprising amount of despair

[Gracie, Boy Wonder @gracie_messer]

@AndAlsoAgent as your good friend this is so fucking ominous

[Gracie, Boy Wonder @gracie_messer]

The new @mitskileaks record is everything I needed ✨ https://t.co/3Z0ddJ9YHN

[Northwest Missouri State UPD @NW_UPD]

It’s big/lil szn and UPD just added a new addition to the fam ❣️😍‼️

[Mrs. Grotke @__BHB__]

My therapist told me that anxious people have tendency to only explore the scary “what ifs” and challenged me to remember that there is also a flip side. What if you excel? What if it is one of the best experiences of your life? What if it changes you in a beautiful way?

[William Shakespeare @Wwm_Shakespeare]

Murder most foul, as in the best it is,
But this most foul, strange, and unnatural.

[Paige Alena @itspaigealena]

me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.
my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Dressing for in-between seasons is tough! You need to pick the right layers to go from beautiful warm days to cold, anxious nights

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Eight incredible new lipstick shades and one incurable melancholy