Not Hans Moleman

Climate scientist - Harvard Graduate '04.

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa (2005)

[Farhan Lalji @FarhanLaljiTSN]

The local MLB team is rolling into June. Make it 7 straight wins🎉🎉 #TridentsUp

[Not Hans Moleman @grahamscam]

@GWR @Johnfis08605918 @owencoomer you can definitely beat this.

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

This visual is utterly mad.

[rae ✮⋆˙ @clitlord77]

bro put tht shit up his butt

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

my cat has been ramming his head into my boobs a lot lately and i've read stories about how pets sometimes warn their owners of cancerous tumors using the same method so i went to the doctor and got checked and found out that my cat is just a pervert

[Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel]

he’s saying you can say clanker with the hard R

[mensch @signoremosca]

Started drunk smoking again and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around your lungs a lot of people don’t know this

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

HANG THE BANNER

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

“Harambe,” the darling baby gorilla of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas, celebrates his second birthday.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Pathetic dork. I wasn’t gonna drink today but I’m gonna have 7 beers now because this shit pissed me off

[Vancouver Canucks History @canuckshistoryx]

This day in Vancouver #Canucks history, May 24, 1994:

Greg Adams scores 0:14 into double overtime, as the Canucks come back from a 3-0 deficit to eliminate the Maple Leafs in Game 5 and advance to the Stanley Cup Final.

🎥: Gopi B / YouTube

[Not Hans Moleman @grahamscam]

@iammaryoliver I made sure to get 'em under my fingernails for the thrills.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Madonna of Milk Enthroned with Child, by Jean Fouquet, 1452-55 (flipped)

[Not Hans Moleman @grahamscam]

@SadClubCommish Shit, 7th man.

[Not Hans Moleman @grahamscam]

@SadClubCommish the Canucks 6th man!

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

30 years ago today, Bart Simpson got the “dud” while playing a game of Mystery Date with Milhouse and his parents.

#TheSimpsons episode “Summer of 4 Ft. 2” first aired May 19, 1996.

[Not Hans Moleman @grahamscam]

@Empire604 @choeshow @BvuePD @bellevuewa Oh noooooo