John

[John @grandtheftvimto]

@RhonddaBryant @thetimes Proper nouns not allowed?

[John @grandtheftvimto]

@MittensOff Darren Grimes on the bench?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

If there's a way to make it about immigration, I'll find it.

[John @grandtheftvimto]

@SalvadorDafti Slotted right in. Love how supercool he was doing this beauty from Vanishing Point too 😎

https://t.co/3OqeZLvgQr

[John @grandtheftvimto]

@fesshole

[John @grandtheftvimto]

@Mrpersonality01 @fesshole Every fess, willy Jay comes with some AI crafted dogshit. Give it a rest FFS

[Stephen Flynn @StephenFlynnSNP]

Looking forward to the day they read it back to him at The Hague.

[John @grandtheftvimto]

@sampeoples_ We must suffer

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Does he realise the next line of this song is ‘shady’s back’??

[David @Zero_4]

If only the British media spent more time scrutinising multimillion pound gifts to prominent MPs as it did to the thesis of a university professor 99.99% of the country had never heard of

[John @grandtheftvimto]

@fesshole

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I have cancelled a planned victory speech in Clacton this morning after credible reports that someone bought a milkshake.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Congratulations to @CountBinface on becoming Shadow MP for Clacton

[John @grandtheftvimto]

@AmandaP79729587 @Peston Nobody is going to read all this, you should right this off as time wasted

[John @grandtheftvimto]

@fesshole Dogs aren't supposed to eat your greasy donner kebab

[John @grandtheftvimto]

@yipbop @DoubleDownNews @SangitaMyska The contract didn't expire, she was sacked, despite her ratings improving. You are lying, unsurprisingly

[💙 Sophie Socket ♠️ @Socket1Sophie]

Racist mentality 😂😂😂