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fopo nerd. wash your hands. I do not type so good. john: 17

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

He committed assault on camera

[The Associated Press @AP]

Will Smith apologizes to Chris Rock for slapping him during the Oscar telecast, saying in an online video that his behavior was “unacceptable.” Smith says he reached out to the comedian about the incident but was told Rock wasn’t ready to talk. https://t.co/yM8WrqXoiI

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Fuck

[Myanmar Witness @MyanmarWitness]

🔴Russian Aircraft in Myanmar
🟡#WhatsHappeningInMyanmar

⚫️Russian-made Yak-130 jets have been employed in ground attack missions in Myanmar.
⚫️Verified footage shows the military using Yak-130s to fire unguided rockets and its 23mm cannon in civilian-populated areas.

THREAD👇

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

This doesn’t sound good

[Context Climate @ContextClimate]

🕶 One technology is "stratospheric aerosol injection" - or SAI.

🧴 It involves spraying chemicals into the atmosphere to reflect away some of the sun's warmth, like how volcanic eruptions darken the sky.

🛩 Special planes would deploy it, costing a few billion dollars a year.

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Russia made a deal sinks the ship.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Hopes for first grain ship to leave Ukraine after Russia deal https://t.co/YOHuvk1uLy

[Simone Ledeen @SimoneLedeen]

What a time to be alive.

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

HOW IS FRANCE STILL A COUNTRY?

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It took people 50 people and 6 months to know it wasn’t actually Vincent MOTHER FUCKING Van Gogh?!?!?!?!?!!?!

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

VIDEO: Van Gogh exhibition in 8K opens in Brazil's Rio de Janeiro.

The "Van Gogh Live" exhibition brings to life animated versions of the artist's work.

"It took us, a team of 50 people, six months to develop this project," says executive producer Rafael Reisman

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

It’s holograms you god damn idiots.

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

VIDEO: Van Gogh exhibition in 8K opens in Brazil's Rio de Janeiro.

The "Van Gogh Live" exhibition brings to life animated versions of the artist's work.

"It took us, a team of 50 people, six months to develop this project," says executive producer Rafael Reisman

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

If you toss off that bomb we will kill everyone in Russia and China.

It will be worth it to kill that fat fucker.

[Reuters World @ReutersWorld]

N.Korea's Kim says nuclear deterrent is ready, slams S.Korea's Yoon https://t.co/3Z6ZSBc1oe

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

An Asian Ross Perot.

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Name the third party, you useless interns.

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

Name the third party, you useless interns.

[Reuters World @ReutersWorld]

Former Republicans and Democrats form new third U.S. political party https://t.co/tphVceadBG

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

Who is trying to rep his own district and who is referencing a movie from the 90’s?

[Luke Thompson @ltthompso]

TFW you find out you’re not getting the Glengarry leads.

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

@ltthompso @JimmyPrinceton Go get your own leads?

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

Amy Schumer needs a shapely statue

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

2022: Michael Cera trades Jonah Hill for Amy Schumer

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

I never really understood how sexually attractive Jonah Hill was until I saw this awful show. The best way to reduce abortions is to make fat guys with curly hair attractive for men. Amy Schumer is a pro-life hero.

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

No they didn’t.

[DoFasting @dofastingapp]

Over 92% successfully finish this easy-to-follow 28-day Intermittent Fasting plan ✅

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

I’m pretty sure a guy drank poison before his trial

[none of this matters @grantgambling]

Why a dictionary? It’s completely referential.

Which book?

[احم�� وليد کاکړ @aw_kakar]

@grantgambling You should read a dictionary. And a book.

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@awsanzar you know you ripped off Mosul eye, right?

But that’s what Muslims do. They fuck over each other.