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World travelling atheist, Cambridge Utd supporting, cricket loving, buh of the fens, blocked by Frankie Boyle

[gdog @grantosbourn]

Fenrise ♥️

[gdog @grantosbourn]

@SumUp
Once upon a time you were excellent at customer service but sadly this has evaporated.
Two days and still waiting for a service issue to be rectified is appalling.
Its just as well we have a back up provider.

[gdog @grantosbourn]

@barry_halverson @ElectionMapsUK @tweetfreshwater They're fine, 258 followers, perfectly genuine

[gdog @grantosbourn]

@ObserverUK A scorecard would have been nice. What is going on at Observer Sport?

[gdog @grantosbourn]

@_PaulHayward @ObserverUK Great article but what please don't make the reader have to read six paragraphs to find the score. Did the headline writers have a day off?
And who kidnapped the results page at the back?

[Jimmy Daniel @Jimmydan]

That was some serious, serious Jockin'. RIP Steve Wright

[gdog @grantosbourn]

Awesome @_JordanGill

[Nathan Albon @NathanAlbon]

“I’m just a small kid from Chatteris… we don’t have champions where I come from” 🥊

#PUFC fan Jordan Gill stunned Michael Conlan with a seventh round stoppage 😱

World title shot 🔜🤞

[gdog @grantosbourn]

"When do you think it will be easiest to nick the cash machine John?"

"We'll definitely do it Friday night when it's nice and light, and empty "

#cretins

[Shaun Harley @ShaunHarley06]

Just a casual night in Whittlesey where a group of lads steel a JCB and decide to steal the @AskNationwide cash machine !! Absolutely crazy. All that damage for a few grand! #bankjob

[gdog @grantosbourn]

@Gabs50Zakuani 😁😁

[gdog @grantosbourn]

Choky McChokey

#PeterboroughUnited

Hahaha

[gdog @grantosbourn]

@BarnsleyFC Thank you @BarnsleyFC great fight back, its given us a chance to stay up now.
Up the U's
@CambridgeUtdFC

[gdog @grantosbourn]

@CambridgeUtdFC Awesome fight, thank U's

[gdog @grantosbourn]

@OfficialBWFC @CambridgeUtdFC You're only here to see the U's
KTF 💛🖤

[gdog @grantosbourn]

@chrwil82 KTF

[gdog @grantosbourn]

This wins twitter today

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Queues at Dover

[gdog @grantosbourn]

@MercedesBenz Dm sent, hopefully won't be ignored.

#LewisHamilton𓃵

[gdog @grantosbourn]

@MercedesBenz worst customer service I've ever experienced summed up by this gem:
"The management team is not customer facing so will need to call you back"

I've been waiting 3 weeks, had five email exchanges and 2 hours ringing them.

[gdog @grantosbourn]

Aha!

[Daily Racist @ShihabSJoi]

Been seeing posts from @Otto_English @dontbrexitfixit @edwinhayward @SaveBritishFood et al speaking of food shortages, and in every case someone pops up with the "no tomatoes because bad weather in Spain"

Seeing as I live here, I popped into every shop on my way home just now...

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

Quick note to people reporting on Zahawi. If he did fail to pay £3.7m capital gains tax, that likely means he failed to report receiving ***£27m***.

He presumably claimed this was merely “careless” (and so not tax fraud). How plausible is that?

[gdog @grantosbourn]

@BBCRadio2 😯 end of an era

[gdog @grantosbourn]

Overheard this morning:
"Tescos have got them air fryers for £60. Well, you can two deep fat fryers for that, I don't get it"

#fenlove