John Capone

Probably on deadline. Wine Enthusiast Magazine managing editor. Taco enthusiast. Ordained minister. Unironic Hall and Oats fan.

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The simulation appears to be broken. https://t.co/T3emTc1rdZ

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How was Burt Bacharach not already dead? Like how?

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@AnthonyDiComo

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Writing a novel titled "The Metaphysics of Nun's Farts." Publishers may enquire within.

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Turns out reports of Jerry Lee Lewis’s death, if not greatly, were moderately exaggerated. https://t.co/m6uKvo5wTY

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@WineEnthusiast Long Island, New York. Fight me.

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This is the type of writing that makes me want to stick my hand in a blender.

Well worth and read (provided you are ok with laughing out loud about truly terrible things). And a subscribe to the sun stack by @jeffmaurer1980 https://t.co/sNYbVTWIhk

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@WineEnthusiast Wine in a heavy bottle isn't necessarily better. Sure it might cost more because that glass isn't cheap but you can't taste the bottle. 🤫

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@BevNETCraven Just what the world never needed.

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@TylerMahanCoe Crack it open violently and suck out all you can?

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@doll_aim Same. But mentally are you also curled in the fetal position behind home plate?

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Fine piece of in-depth reportage by @dinfontay on Copyrighted Crypto Cocktails. Cocktails have been riffed off (or “stolen”) as long as there have been shakers and bar spoons. So is it a problem in search of a sexy techie (gag-inducing) solution? https://t.co/MoH29JWvVv

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@realdumbrunner Is it wrong that I feel influenced by this?

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@atrupar Neil Cavuto might just be the dorky badass America needs right now

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Mac DeMarco is basically just John Mayer for hipsters, right?

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"I didn’t create any stories about the people. I was just taking photographs like a machine. " https://t.co/6nDTuHrOso

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I once wrote a story about the Super Bowl for the New Yorker and forgot to mention who won the game.

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@Lara_Cohen

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@jzamkov @SNY_Mets Maybe Hearn. Didn’t have any pop though. But backup to Carter is a starter elsewhere.

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@jzamkov @SNY_Mets No argument. Just saying the bench players in this case had to have been bench players when they were on the team. I don’t love the Castro pick but have a hard time coming up with a better bench catcher who actually had that role.