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dumbo.

[gregory @greeegoryyy]

always work my ass off.
every single day.

rest at the end, not the middle.

no grudges, no pettiness.
inspire and make those around you better.

you taught me that.

💜💛 #KobeandGianna

[Maciek Lipa @maciekl_]

“A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest”

[Hazelet @HazeletOW]

this is one of the best messages ive seen in a while

[Aldis Ozols 🇦🇺 Official Source @ozols_aldis]

This is a tough one

[Natx Wang 🇸🇬🍟 @natxwang]

Singapore's TFR is below 1.

We've tried Baby Bonuses. Tax relief. Parental leave.
All very sensible.

But maybe sensible isn't working. Maybe it's time to throw some slightly unhinged ideas into the mix.

Hear me out:

1. Dim HDB staircase lights after 10pm.
Instant ambience for those impulsive moments.
Using existing infrastructure. Save electricity too. Very cost efficient.

2. Let us use CDC vouchers to book hotels.
We're still supporting local businesses.
With… potential economic benefits.

3. Gamify sex.
Achievements. Badges. Titles. Quest guides.
“Local Legend”: done in every town in Singapore.
“Coast to Coast Completionist.”
“Nature Explorer.”

Singaporeans will compete over literally anything.
Give us achievements and a leaderboard and suddenly everyone has aim for.

4. Strava, but for mating.
Streaks. Personal bests. Monthly challenges.
Imagine opening the app and seeing:
“Desmond has been more active than you this week.”
Cannot lose to Desmond.

5. Baby making speedruns.
How quickly can you go from Baby #1 → Baby #2?
Show proof of pregnancy, and get sponsorships, rebates and extra benefits.

6. Tie COE rebates to children.
1 kid = 10%
2 kids = 30%
3 kids = 50%
You want that Land Rover? You want that Alphard?
The nation would like to discuss a mutually beneficial arrangement.

7. BTO Pregnancy Fast Pass.
Pregnant? Move up the queue.
2 kids? Express lane.
3 kids? HDB delivers the keys, a hamper and a handwritten thank-you note from the nation.

8. Maternity ward loyalty programme.
Same like frequent flyer, but better.
Baby #1: Silver
Baby #2: Gold
Baby #3: Platinum
Baby #4: PPS Club

Priority check in. Lounge access. Complimentary upgrade where available.

9. Annual couples' hotel vouchers for parents.
Once a year, the kids go to a nanny and mum and dad go for a staycation.
Official purpose: “strengthening marriages.” Because couples need “bonding time in privacy”.

10. Master bedrooms come with extra soundproofing.
For better sleep, obviously.
Better rest. More privacy. Higher productivity.
Creating conducive environments that contribute to the national KPI.

11. Subsidize aphrodisiacs.
Why keep telling Singaporeans to make babies when we can just… nudge them in the right direction.

Chocolates, oysters and wine at half price… The more they eat, the more “ready” they become.

Just quietly set the mood and then the other head gets to work.

Which one will convince you?

[faemoose @Faemoose]

16 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals]

10-Inch Glow in the Dark T-Rex for $79.90!
https://t.co/abNqg7N9XX

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Cut my thumb, very inconvenient

[lumi ✰ @stariieyn]

have you ever played uno with your life on the line

[aymi @aymikuma]

Thanks @discord, you guys really just ruined my relationship with my eboyfriend. We had an edate at 4pm but your servers were “down” I know you losers over there in your office did this just to ruin our relationship, I hope you all are happy for what you done.

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

Accidentally opened LinkedIn and already was met with the stupidest thing I’ve read all week

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Guy @nosilverv]

How to have intergenerational appeal:

[Arpan Gupta @arpangup]

When Shohei Ohtani was a high school freshman, he created a detailed "dream sheet" with one central goal: to be the #1 draft pick for 8 NPB (Nippon Professional Baseball) teams.

It was a 64-cell roadmap based on a framework called the Harada Method.

Here's exactly what Shohei did 👇

1. First, some history.... The Harada Method was created by Takashi Harada, a Japanese junior high track coach. He took a team ranked last out of 380 schools and, using his system, turned them into the #1 team in the region within 3 years. They held that top spot for the next 6 years.

2. You start by placing your main goal in the center of an 8x8 grid. For Ohtani, this was "be the #1 draft pick."

3. Next, you identify 8 critical supporting pillars needed to achieve that goal. These surround the main goal.

Ohtani's 8 pillars were:
• Body
• Control
• Sharpness
• Speed
• Pitch Variance
• Personality
• Karma/Luck
• Mental Toughness

4. You then break down each of those 8 pillars into 8 smaller, actionable tasks or daily routines.

This fills out the entire 64-cell grid, turning a massive dream into a concrete, daily action plan.

To improve his karma, he listed tangible actions like:

• Showing Respect to Umpires
• Picking up trash
• Being positive
• Being someone people want to support

5. The method goes far deeper than just technical skills. It forces you to analyze your weaknesses and build confidence. It also has a highlight on service to others, emphasizing that humility and contributing to your community are essential for personal success.

6. The key to the system is daily execution and accountability. Once the 64-cell chart is complete, you turn the tasks and habits into a daily diary and a "Routine Check Sheet." It’s designed to transform abstract intentions into a measurable, daily practice.

[Lamp @iamlamp42]

Nvm, i... f...figure.. it ou....uuou... mmffgghh....

[Da ShoLacc @ilacc23]

ACE

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

The two best words in sports? Game 7. #WorldSeries