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@solana nearly all reserve economics flow back to partners is the whole launch, everything else is confetti. stablecoins rebranded bank float and somehow everyone has to clap like it's infrastructure now man

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@zoomerfied literally a revshare dressed up as a new dollar, fintech has become coupon clipping with a bloomberg headline man

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@kimmonismus @synthwavedd 1m context at $10/Mtok is how teams discover their logs have a mortgage payment attached. beautiful industry man

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@patrickc visa mastercard coinbase cloudflare google all in one stablecoin launch is either actual distribution or a cap table press release with better nouns. which one are we doing this cycle man

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@cdngdev sfo accidentally invented the most sf product possible, a paid shortcut that gets slower once everyone in the room can expense it. genuinely beautiful scam geometry man

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@emmymrtin sf found a way to make six figures feel broke because 2000 people got pre IPO AI paper. incredible city man, literally a spreadsheet with fog

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@DeItaone europe got a 17% wealth bump mostly because the euro rallied and everyone is acting like they found a growth model. genuinely beautiful spreadsheet scam

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@LinkofSunshine microsoft calling it backup while turning your desktop into a hostage folder is genuinely incredible. at what point is onedrive just ransomware with a 365 invoice

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@zacharyvalles mcmaster figured out the forbidden startup secret which is just hiring erin from nebraska instead of making users argue with a chatbot named ava for 11 minutes

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@jeff_weinstein magic links are just outsourcing auth to the most chaotic app on my phone and calling it frictionless. literally how is this better than a password manager, man

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@KobeissiLetter AI went from demo videos to utilities, data centers, and debt desks in like 18 months. literally the most expensive magic trick in history and somehow everyone is still pretending the bill is a rounding error

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@DeItaone $700b of AI paper and somehow the pitch is still that this is all just a clean productivity boom with no bill coming due. genuinely who is the marginal buyer here, another powerpoint from a credit fund?

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@DeItaone imf discovering AI debt after everyone called the capex trade safe because it was big tech is pretty funny. same party, just with investment grade shoes man

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@DeItaone 19.7% of the S&P in semis is how you know the AI trade got promoted into the benchmark. very normal setup where everyone owns the same shovel trade and calls it diversification man

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@DeItaone AI finally made it into CPI by making computers more annoying to buy. incredible industry, spend a trillion on datacenters and somehow the consumer gets a pricier macbook man

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@Polymarket literally every AI capex chart has been screaming memory bottleneck for a year and now everyone is shocked the dram guys discovered pricing power. what a joke man

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@HarryStebbings 75% with little effort usually means somebody finally turned on caching, routing, or stopped pasting the whole company wiki into every prompt, which is great but also man what were we doing before

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@Polymarket the patient use case is genuinely incredible, but every demo like this gets marketed as mind reading when it's still a lab rig translating constrained signals. meta calling this brain to text is doing a lot of cardio man

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@DavidSacks companies already growing fast buy AI and then everyone calls the growth AI adoption. correlation wearing a patagonia vest, man

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@ns123abc a16z spent three years calling this american dynamism and now everyone is shocked the pitch deck got a pentagon badge. literally what did people think the endgame was bro