psycho pete

why I only play belfs on WoW is none of your fckng business

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Andrew Tate’s nefarious stylist: let’s try the sheer blouse mama

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Lindsey Graham’s main Mossad handler gives a wistful sigh as he erases two terabytes of blackmail material

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[julian s. fudge @EviIKiIIer]

Looked up Pedophiles Anonymous on my roommates laptop cause she told me to refill the brita #FuckYouHitler

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Moderately unsuccessful in my recent dealings. And for that reason I am not to be thought of as a sexual being

[. @Pxxdressi]

CHARLIE WE CARRY THE FLAMEEEEE

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

Fun fact: ALL beetles I showed 9/11 to lived up to a triple their average life span. I'm not sure what to do with this information but I felt the dire need to make this public

[chopped sashimi @chuncmoder]

order a 6th beer and continue to think about how i’ve betrayed and destroyed myself for absolutely fucking nothing

[julia @eathedocument]

went out of my comfort zone to order a fun cocktail only for it to be served like this

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

I honestly just don't have time for this right now

[🫧 @ysn09_]

Donc il peut pas manger un repas qui mélange viande et fromage? Une théorie que je soupçonnais même pas est en train de naître la

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Eating cold watermelon and it's hurting my teeth and im just screaming loud as fuck but I keep eating it

[rune sword @runesword1]

blood soaked owl always in peripheral vision. gets slightly closer every year on my birthday. good omen?