Not Adam Ordaz

Milk.

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

Why do Mexicans always want to free hoe-lay? What did he do?

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

Emotional support crocidle

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

@colin_grey21 Andre 3000 😩😩

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

@gg6alvan You wanna gut me like a fish

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

Thanks Lamp for spending 6,055 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to ゆめうつつ. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/V9U8Hu9wdo

I LOVE LAMP. LIVE, LAUGH, LAMP @lamp_someya

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

@_gabrixl I love going monkey mode

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

@_gabrixl Hammers

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

She’s so pretty,, I want to keep her in a tower guarded by a dragon

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

I better see a new ghost type in the new Pokémon game

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

What a great day, new garden album and the Queen died

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

@Postmates I call ‘em duuduu balls 😇

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

@ShockedAtShit Club penguin is kill

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

@itsnotmush “The hoes gonna love this”

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

You telling me this cock pees 🤣🤣

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

The hardest fits come with the hardest boners

[Jarvis Commands @JarvisCommandz]

Jarvis, how tall is Mt. Everest?

Just kidding, I don't care. Euthanize the colony of beavers I created over the weekend.

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

@itsnotmush I wanna see him get shot!! And turned into a lamp !!!!

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

Making a pretty girl nervous >>>

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

@itsnotmush 💥💥💥

[Not Adam Ordaz @greenisc0ol]

@itsnotmush Would you spark up with them?