Greg Fortier

Boy writer, AFF comedy winner, famously-humble

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my mom is e-mailing me the internet piece by piece as she discovers it

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@fifimcfae Similar story. I ran into her on the UWS, we talked about The Americans, then I brought up a personal favorite-- Walk Hard. She was so delighted. She shared that she and her family quote her line from that film to each other all the time: "we gon' light us a candle tonight"

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@CookieMerchant @wordswithneil Incredible show. Give it a watch

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@rmcentush San Pedro, CA

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“U up?”

(Owl texting another owl at 10 AM)

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@DailyLoud

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Everybody cut it out

[@amuse @amuse]

SOURCE: China gave North Korea the go-ahead to show the US the full breadth of its military capabilities. Its latest demonstration involved its underwater nuclear attack drone. The drone can carry a nuclear warhead and loiter for days waiting to attack.
https://t.co/ONmSz34oCv

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@briantarnold Oh no what’d they axe this time

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@LeeZJessup Ahhh I thought I was the only writer in Hollywood trying to sell a feature script!! Oh no oh god this changes everything what have I done

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@clintoris Zesting a lemon

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Playing satanic music while we take down the Christmas tree

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@MegaMegaa ✊

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@MegaMegaa ✊🏼

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@fasc1nate How about a little NanoForeplay geez

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@brideylee Hola Arepa!

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@glawrowska You better hope this doesn’t leak any further it could derail your career

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@johnwashburn How’s it all gonna end

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@DelyanneMoney A fridge that dispenses water and ice from the door. That’s royalty

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Sounds more like Mario doing a Chris Pratt impression

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@joshgondelman @lolennui Your dog is an extension of your house. They’re a walking front porch

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@BenLewisorBust Hey Ben this rocks