Greg Crawford

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Anyway, I'll let you get on..." - Translation: Please go away

[Greg Crawford @gregorycrawford]

@HarryCrawford01 no one cares

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

Hey recent or soon-to-be college graduates – How many times did McD’s help you make it through an all-nighter?

[Greg Crawford @gregorycrawford]

☀

[jack cunningham @jack_cunningham]

BBC News - No packed lunches or chips at school says Alex Reid http://t.co/87K74FZ5 shite publicity stunt and a stupid flawed idea.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet...I get hungry.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Hey, I've exams soon, and this is crazy, but I'm not gonna study, cause I'm too lazy!

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Saying "what" but then one second later realizing what they said.

[Greg Crawford @gregorycrawford]

@SophieAnna_R Ayeee Mental!

[Greg Crawford @gregorycrawford]

12 hours untill disseration deadline #longnight

[Greg Crawford @gregorycrawford]

yes boris! @MayorofLondon

[Greg Crawford @gregorycrawford]

@jack_cunningham yeah matee

[Greg Crawford @gregorycrawford]

@HarryCrawford01 shut up