shelby

that’s hot

[shelby @greniershelby]

@CrumblCookies 🍀

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

flight attendant: he’s having a heart attack is anyone here a doctor

me: no but im an empath. i feel soooo bad for him :(

[shelby @greniershelby]

if it weren’t for sticky notes, i would probably lose a lot of control in my life

[madi ☠︎ @ASTR0ZOMBIEZ]

calling anxiety my spidey senses > therapy

[shelby @greniershelby]

can’t wait to be financially stable enough to afford any one single item from free people and not feel immediately guilty after purchasing :’)

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Let’s clear something up

[Hunter @highendhomo]

emma chamberlin by davis bates, 2021

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

I’m never as succinct or as eloquent as this. I’m glad someone else is…

[zan’s mom 🦢 @bimbocowgirl]

hot girls eat pickles straight out of the jar over their kitchen sink

[Travis Pastrami 🏳️‍🌈 @offda5G]

Nothing worse than expecting runny yolk but then the egg is overcooked and you left with gross yellow chalk yolk

[mika @themikalaleeann]

there is nothing that bell peppers, onions, and garlic can’t do.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Me every day: *never shits myself*

Me packing underwear for a vacation: I'm going to shit myself 2-3 times a day

[shelby @greniershelby]

I hate that it’s actually physically impossible for me to be in and out of any type of store in under 30 minutes

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

it’s called fashion. look it up.

[days 🍇 @jimboomazza]

reasons to stay: a 🧵

[hey bestie @lyxopk]

the anatomy of a hug