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A cocky fighter pilot flies up next to a B-52 and brags on the radio, "Watch this!"
He hits his afterburners, does a barrel roll, and then a tight loop. "Top that!" he shouts to the B-52 pilot.
The B-52 pilot just flies straight and steady for 10 minutes.
"How'd you like that?" asks the B-52 pilot.
The fighter pilot is confused. "What did you do?"
The B-52 pilot replies, "I went to the back, stretched my legs, went to the bathroom, and made myself a fresh cup of coffee."
@NAFOteacher Hugs Ashley, I'm working through a similar situation with my dad right now. It's tough watching the one who guides you go through decline. I don't even have words to describe the feeling, just sucks.
It is with sadness that I announce the passing of my Pizzazz Pizza Oven. The Pizzazz died today at the age of 27. I am heartbroken. The Pizzazz will remain in my heart forever. Please respect my privacy at this time.
Pretty sure @F35Pilots got the memo to flex right over our house. Appreciate the show, Lightning21!
F-35 bound for Jacksonville, on test flights out of NAS JRB Fort Worth on a perfect North Flow day.
So I did this once. Iβm not going to tell you where the life preserver came from but I couldnβt believe how fast it inflated and I had to waddle my way to the kitchen while the strobe light was flashing to find a knife and stabbed the vest to deflate it. His reaction was almost identical to mine. π
True story:
Years back, two houses down dude in my neighborhood wanted to paint his house a set color scheme, the HOA said "Nope, those are not in the approved color list..." and banned him from doing it.
So he read the HOA agreement carefully. Including the list of the 64 approved colors. Brown, gray, light tan, blue, white... All sorts of colors in that list of 64 approved colors.
Then he went out and bought a single gallon of each of the 64 colors and painted his house board by board all 64 colors.
Friends, it was hideous.
When the HOA raised hell, he pointed to the language in the contract, said "Nowhere does this say I cannot do this. So, either approve my request, or it stays like this," and walked out like an OG gangsta. You haven't seen a mic drop like that one.
The HOA caved and approved, I bought the guy a bottle of expensive whisky and we drank it in his driveway... In violation of the HOA rules. Because f**k them Karens.