Uncle Gridsy

Not actually Uncle Gridsy
Parody Account

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

I bet mascot outfits for high schools became way more affordable after the "furry" community became so prevalent.

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

@TonyCalbi_21 @nyknicks The Dwyers are appalled

[Richard Karn @TheRichardKarn]

I’ve thought long and hard about NFT’s and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do🙏💕

[Roxy @redrawnoxen]

The range of Darla

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

@kylekinane I thought you were ironically saying "merica". Instead, you were thanking someone in another language. I merica'd myself...

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

I changed my wordle settings and put "high contrast mode" on. So now instead of green and yellow, it's orange and tarheel blue. Very exciting day.

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

Missy Elliot is the best female rapper and top ten of all rappers. Fucking deal with it.

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

@teedubs67 @SBUnfurled Huge fan of the guy. I even say I like his rap stuff after he left coheed.

[SBUnfurled @SBUnfurled]

NEW EPISODE: a Summer Session in @gridsoff’s Panic Room

-How our new players fit within the roster
-OOC schedule + ideal Big 4 scenarios
-NIL/Transfer Portal

Plus, Fiske's secrets, a Bona Rugby doc(?), Spring Weekend memories, Manhertz's role, and more.
https://t.co/AjDFw5QhYe

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

@gunnersimon33 I wouldn't believe my eyes

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

I hope 10,000 lighting bugs never try to hug me.

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

My pornhub searches basically consist of fat people falling down with the same "fart" sound effect played on each one. No nudity.

[Senneca Stone @senneca_stone]

Some people shouldn’t have kids.

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

@rY_2J @KyleBrandt God no. Never do it. Won't turn out well.

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

Jeans is such dull word to use. From henceforth, they shall be known as "denim slacks". Tell your friends. Heck, even tell a few enemies.

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

@PeteAshJr Who gave you the yan key to the front door?

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

@SBUnfurled Ah, so he's Rumpel still skin.

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

@TonyCalbi_21 Cops hate criminals and vice versa. The rivalry writes itself. #WWFrules

[Uncle Gridsy @gridsoff]

@JurassicPark2go Well, you're more of a Jurassic park man, while your best friend is more of a Jurtitsic park man. And that girl is top heavy, so it makes sense