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semi-pro at touching hot stoves; 2x golden mitt finalist. he/him. pfp📸@benkothe

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ongoing thread of clips that i consistently come back to for giggles

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it’s not like i’m better than him or anything but i’m just saying that head to head, i’ve totally caused more damage to cherry trees than george washington ever did

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@Sgtzima Cade: The Tortured Crossing aka Hundreds of Breevers

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@FalKoopa_ https://t.co/cObCzo69RV

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https://t.co/2s4KovyUTZ

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@MV9173 says a bridesmaid to a waiter

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@NickKocher killer editing here, the mugswap and the blurry bits are delightful

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@absibca it’s like beam-emo but vertical

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It’s nearly impossible to hear Brother Dege's final record, Aurora, as anything but a farewell and benediction.

https://t.co/BOmjmYkWut

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@booboo_burner my kingdom for a stop-engaging-with-blue-checks

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@sargwinn @PuppyGirlFPS frankly, I’m more inclined to believe that a spreadsheet says it’s more important to not pay some team an extra $2,000 in payroll than it is to worry about file size impact on users. “Internal survey said no one thinks about file size first when buying games, so we can cut it”

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@KTrevante @Dogbark_Michael Michael’s full plays coming back like

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@normalmity @Bricky i always thought the Spider-Man PS4 sub was nice when that game out, but good lord that second game’s sub is straight up more damaging to Spidey than One More Day

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@nerobro While it’s funny to see the pilot doing something risky (cheaping out on a plane) and finding out firsthand why that is indeed risky (crashing), it’s arguably funnier that there’s a sea of commenters telling the pilot who just learned that lesson to do it again with more risk.

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@christian_lim

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@Twig__Jack Did lol at, in the final painting, the real farmer got replaced by a friend of his because the friend looked more farmer-y and Lincoln-like than the actual farmer

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@Twig__Jack Always thought of it like this too, but the guy still wanted the school built—he just wanted to explain that a government-mandated culling took all his cattle, so he wouldn’t be able to contribute in the same way as previous seasons. https://t.co/5AZqSsHUyq

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@badsandwich about to run to the post office, will let you know if they’re there

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ongoing thread of clips that i consistently come back to for giggles

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https://t.co/aKFAltXdEa