Phil

Approximately 2 actual tweets a year. Non enthusiastic rail worker. Jets (nfl, not airplanes) punk music, dogs, love.

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PRETEND you’re Nigel Farage by watching the news reports from Sunderland whilst having a wank

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@anon_opin Ok dude.

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@NewMillPaul How did you know my mum looks like Peter Griffin?

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@anon_opin It was actually that trick that you do when it looks like you pull the end off your thumb and slide it along the top of your hand.

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@fesshole Yeah, but surely the round of applause when you land more than makes up for it?

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@ChrisMasonBBC Phew, I'm glad a billionaire is happy. Was worried for a minute.

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@NoContextBrits Drugs

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@BBCBreaking He's having a mare.

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@codalmighty Fun fact, my year's football team got the Toll Bar green and black kit by doing a sponsored 12 hour football match. True story. I think.

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@JonathanPieNews Epic shithousery.

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@ASLEFunion Any links other than behind the times pay wall?

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@TravelodgeUK hello. What age is do you class as a child? I have a 16 year old.

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@premierinn my family are looking at booking a room with yourselves. It'd be two adults and a 16 year old. Are we OK to share one family room?

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@LauraJaneGrace https://t.co/hGg0B1wiHf

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Modern day railway fridge.

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@anon_opin If you go L R L R LR it sucks the poo out your bum for you.

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@DaftLimmy Tamagotchi stream going well then?

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@YorksTraveller What smooth driving. They must be good at there job.

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@anon_opin Couldn't do a two week city break though.

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@anon_opin Wait, tapas is for food snobs?