Lady Zaza

im always right.

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

Brought $30 worth of food stamp chicken to a potluck and the lady said she was vegetarian but would “feed it to her dogs”

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

This guy at this concert had lights in his braided rat tail and I drunkenly followed it like the prey of an anglerfish

[Owen Harris @RealOwenHarris]

God's the seamstress that
tailor-fitted my pain

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

I love my mom. What an artist

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

Keep waking up from dreams where I don’t know what to say at the dinner table and Im stressed as fuck. Gotta remind myself: Bitch You are literally asleep

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

I’m not in my right mind but I’m in the mind I’m used to

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

I want to go back to the juggalo convention

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

[buying novelty cookie jars off eBay] You gotta spend money to make money

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

@jacksonplong Very respectable suggestion. I will buy an empty bucket at Costco and fill it at the food court condiment station on my way out

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

Bought a $70 face cream and just immediately got hotdog mustard all over the packaging

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

Gonna try to return it

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

I would like to make a skit where I am the spice girl that always got edited out of the music videos. We got Baby Spice, Posh Spice, Scary Spice, Sporty Spice and me (Smoking Spice)

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

It was fair because both of us are barely strong enough to turn the wheel

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

BRB getting into a road rage fist fight with a 105 year old woman

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

in the sleep deprivation sweet spot where i’m beginning to have minor auditory and visual hallucinations. this is the zone where i like to make major life decisions

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

@VLONEPREDATOR This makes me want to be a teacher

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

Me speaking to acquaintances I’m camping with: I had a moment with god out there and I think I need to sleep it off

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

@realkatya1000 @youngmorass She mostly takes the RTD now

[Lady Zaza @gringostarr666]

Pic of me, @youngmorass , and Jonbenet Ramsey. turns out shes not dead

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Shoving a nerd into my locker, so nobody steals my precious nerd