Taylor Jones 🌵

Aflac 🪿 Hiker 🥾 Mom 💚 Wife 💍

[Taylor Jones 🌵 @grisham_taylor]

I think it’s brave that you get up every morning, even when your heart aches and you don’t feel like being soft for the world..

[Taylor Jones 🌵 @grisham_taylor]

Is Twitter even cool anymore?

[Taylor Jones 🌵 @grisham_taylor]

Me asking my branch manager if he likes Brussels sprouts:
His response: No
Me: Why not?
Him: Because they smell like a fart.
😂😂😂 #what

[Taylor Jones 🌵 @grisham_taylor]

@a_LeSlay Spotify > Pandora

[Taylor Jones 🌵 @grisham_taylor]

“I used to soak fruit in everclear then take it to class” -CB

[Taylor Jones 🌵 @grisham_taylor]

Justin watches Halloween town year round 🎃

[Taylor Jones 🌵 @grisham_taylor]

“I didn’t realize when I made an appointment for 10am this morning, that I had to be there at 10am.” - My customer who showed up at 12:30

[TEXAS FOREVER @_TexasForever]

Tested positive for needing to be on the river with a beer in my hand

[El Arroyo @ElArroyo_ATX]

Simpler times.... Shout out to Laura C. for this one 🙌

[Cody Allyn @liteeecody]

You ever pass a house and think “they have nice grass”?

[Everything Texas @texasforevertwt]

Soon..

[_SCORPINKO @SCOR_PINKO]

After ya third sneeze, that’s between you and GOD. I done did all I could do

[Els Danielle @_els_danielle]

I swear I need hearing aids. I cannot hear