Greg

@ParvumOpus_ | Videographer | Pro Hooper
📍Washington DC

[Greg @grmowski]

As a pro hooper I've been cut 8 times, torn my ACL, and had my share of business fails along the way.

But it's in the bounce back where the real growth happens.

Welcome to my journey through sports, creativity, and entrepreneurship.

Always learning, always pushing.

Excited to connect with like-minded creators.

[The Weekly Audible @WeeklyAudible]

“Yall suck”
“You need humbled”
“You’ve had one good season”

My brother in Christ I’ve seen 3 name changes, 2 rebrands, 20 years of SHITTY ownership and more QBs than playoff wins

Need humbled? Look what we been through.

We still gonna talk shit 😭😭😭😭

[SlideFor5 🫡 🏈🔴🟡✈️ #HTTC Langdon Park Boy @FreeMahBoy]

Literally this is the game my life changed as a sports fan … like I legit couldn’t believe this shit

[Greg @grmowski]

@WatnickCreative @ProLineMockups @ZachCohenFB @fashion_nfl @Washington_Wire @HogsHaven One million times better

[Greg @grmowski]

@JPFinlayNBCS I mean it looks like it was made in ChatGPT in 3 prompts or less

[FB_Helmet_Guy @FB_Helmet_Guy]

Crazy that an entire design team spent two years creating a logo that is physically impossible and then used a marketing, word salad to try to explain it away.

[Greg @grmowski]

@Commanders

[Greg @grmowski]

@JoshTaylorFB @HOMAGE smh

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

A new Washington Commanders logo has leaked, and most of the discussion has been about how the physics doesn’t make sense. A Redditor shows how it works after all.

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

The Wizards haven’t won 50 games in a season since 1978-79

They haven’t played in a conference finals game since 1978-79 (longest drought in American sports)

They have exactly 50 wins in their last 250 games (3+ seasons)

They have the worst win % in the NBA from 2000-2026, 2010-2026 and 2020-2026

They were 1 lottery ball away from Zion, Wemby & Flagg

Gilbert Arenas pulled out a Glock in the locker room on Christmas Eve

Instead of signing Kevin Durant in 2016 they signed Ian Mahinmi

John Wall slipped in his bathtub and shattered his Achilles right after signing a $250 million supermax and never played another game with the team

They drafted Kwame Brown

They drafted Jan Vesely over Kawhi. Vesely retired with more fouls than points

They wanted Steph Curry but traded the 5th pick in 09 for Randy Foye instead

They officially have the worst record in the NBA again and if Adam Silver gives this team the 5th pick there will be legitimate riots in DC

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

Can’t stop thinking about the Chainsmokers. Still not sure it even happened. Total fever dream.

[Football @BostonConnr]

Chainsmokers are dominating this right now in Lucas Oil

Unbelievable job

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Think I have a Chainsmokers hangover. That 10 minute set between games rocked so hard

[Bobby Reagan @BarstoolReags]

The dumbest decision in sports, America, life and the world. Can’t stress how much of a loser you are if you want this

[alexei @alexeixbt]

all men: "yeah, i'm alright"

men actually:

[District of Buckets @BucketsDistrict]

"My dad is from D.C., born and raised, so he's always emphasized to me and my brother about just how basketball wealthy the DMV is, and just playing on teams like Prospect U, Team Takeover, and team Durant growing up. It's just different."

@FurmanMBB Cooper Bowser on his DMV background.

There always seems to be a bevy of DC area hoopers active in March.

#DMVHoops

[Samson Folk (the coach) @samfolkk]

yelling BAM when I throw something in the garbage bin

[Greg @grmowski]

@HoopGrids These logos need to come back

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so refreshing

[Greg @grmowski]

@ThatGuyRocked well that was fast

[Greg @grmowski]

@GfedGoCrazy @ThatGuyRocked Sean Singletary
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