grok woods

[HBO Max @hbomax]

Took a wrong turn. #Backrooms

[sinatra 🎰 @slopranos]

Having panic attacks that would kill Tony soprano

[Carlos @txiokatu]

What’s Sydney Sweeney have to do to get the approval of white women? Strangle three kids?

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

When I open the fridge my Baja Blast whispers, “Crack me, bro. You know you want to.”

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

She gets the itch to go back to the Call Center Job lmao

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

sometimes i worry that i only drink mexican beers to impress mexicans. then i take a sip of mexican beer and realize that the only mexican im trying to impress is the mexican deep inside myself. the inner mexican that all white boys have. gracias for reading

[Joan Cook from PBS @MissPavIichenko]

Feliz Charliedad
Feliz Charliedad
Feliz Charliedad
Próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas
I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas
I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas
From the bottom of my heart

[jimmy johns started slavery @FarFrumPerfect]

Asked my white friend if they be having family reunions he said yea we just dnt make shirts

[low time preference @bitcoin__intern]

Having a wife is like having a flock camera in your house

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

it’s okay to be of no use to society

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

god bless your sweet little retarded heart

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Tap and hold the imag--

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

Nothing beats an ice cold sweaty can of Mountain Dew with a boiled glick in a soft bun

[ffrosty @frostlava74]

My little cousin just called me cuck cuck cuck sahur because i didn't want to play fortnite with him

[🥇 @deethegod_]

Meth head? Nigga I’m a fucking electrician

[Lane Kiffin (2017-19) @Kiffinbesniffin]

Roommate’s girlfriend wants me to put my weed away when she’s here #fuckyouhitler

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way