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[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Trump promised an unconditional surrender in Iran. Today, he delivered on that promise.

[Rory Johnston @Rory_Johnston]

projectile dysfunction

[Oh No @grossspec]

@DarthPutinKGB https://t.co/RcBSV0Nwbq

[Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦 @Oksii33]

Three russian guys in a prison cell introduce themselves:
— What are you in for?
— For insulting Hero of Russia Girkin. And you, what are you in here for?
— For praising the foreign agent Girkin! And you, mustachioed one, what are you in here for?
— And I'm Girkin.

[Oh No @grossspec]

@EricBalchunas @JSeyff @FrancisSharoon @joelwebershow https://t.co/1mloR6Kw6O

But SpaceX is not getting into S&P 500 right?

[Eric Balchunas @EricBalchunas]

SHOCKER: S&P 500 will NOT fast track SpaceX. So it will take AT LEAST a year, probably more. This is wild considering every other big boy index is 5-15 days. This could create significant return dispersion bt 'passive' indexes. Choose wisely.

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[Oh No @grossspec]

@jonnytickle They never heard of spices, have they?

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

I always think of this quote on memorial weekend.

[Austin Nasso @austinnasso]

These are the last jobs #comedy #sketchcomedy #ai #waymo #news

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump's labor secretary heard Kash Patel had a scandal, and she was like: "Hold my beer. And my wine. And my stack of dollar bills. And my dad's penis." @MichaelKosta

[Oh No @grossspec]

@ds9trek @prestonjbyrne Oh from the frivolous lawsuit counter suit I guess

[Oh No @grossspec]

@ds9trek @prestonjbyrne So every time a foreign government sues someone in US court they have to waive immunity? After all, they are the ones suing. Why would they need immunity and from what?

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Just in: Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple. I wish Trump would also step down.

Of course, I’m comparing apples to oranges.

[Oh No @grossspec]

@MarkRhodes11 These are all red or red-ish meat whereas chicken is not. Plus serving mom and kid together sounds kinda harsh

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

This may sound like a sponsored post but I promise it's not (I just hate TurboTax and their rent-seeking lobbyists with the passion of a thousand suns):

Use FreeTaxUSA instead. It's >90% cheaper than TurboTax and easier to use/higher quality software.

[internet archiva @internetarchiva]

NASA’s heat tiles were so effective you could grab them right out of a 2200°F furnace

[Oh No @grossspec]

@incorraigible @TheDemocrats I don't agree if your are being serious but I laughed way too hard at this. Well done!

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was