grourk

rationally unexuberant

[Montrose Search & Rescue Team @MontroseSAR]

Deputies, Fire Notified of Vehicle Over the Side Via iPhone Emergency Satellite Service

This afternoon at approximately 1:55 PM, @CVLASD received a call from the Apple emergency satellite service. The informant and another victim had been involved in a single vehicle accident

[grourk @grourk]

My mom told Roger Stone he’s ruining the country and going to hell. 🥹

[grourk @grourk]

🇺🇸

[grourk @grourk]

@DoorDash_Help I think you lost mine. There was a Dasher assigned in app for a bit, and I’ve texted them, no response. Still shows “contact support for ETA”. Been on hold forever.

[grourk @grourk]

@davidzh Finally!

[grourk @grourk]

@elonmusk Will you build a hyperloop from Bay Area to SLC so I and my kids can visit my aging parents more often?

[grourk @grourk]

@davidzh Really?! I’ve been wanting this every time I get compressed into the steering wheel after Kj drives it.

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

That was the darkest Malcolm in the Middle I have ever seen.

[grourk @grourk]

Ah, it's a guitar being played with a roll of electric tape. http://t.co/GTgHBGvh2b

[mark mcbride (parody) @mccv]

btw www is pronounced "sextuple-you"

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

The easiest way to win at ping pong is to put the paddle down and get a job like a real adult. You're 31. What're you doing with your life?

[grourk @grourk]

Sweeney Ridge graffiti

[Will McAvoy @WillMcAvoyACN]

Snark is the idiot's version of wit.

[grourk @grourk]

Some moments remind you.

[grourk @grourk]

Life is good.

[grourk @grourk]

Happy Birthdays!

[grourk @grourk]

Kjersti is gone, so… Food court dinner to go (2nd time this week), Coors Light, Swedish Fish, and code.

[CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor]

Johnny Depp rumored to retire. Finally hanging up his hat and scarf and scarf and scarf.