Grumblethorpe

Mostly awards show & politics tweet-storms. Sometimes angry primary care doctor stuff. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

This lazy stock footage really exemplifies this administration’s “dedication” to science… as this mom “measures” her child & gives that data some permanence on the door jamb, all while ignoring the tip toes AND overshooting the top of her head by an inch
#OperationStorkSpeed

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

This week, I announced Operation Stork Speed to expand options for safe, reliable, and nutritious infant formula for American Families. The @US_FDA will use all resources and authorities at its disposal to make sure infant formula products are safe and wholesome for the families and children who rely on them. Helping each family and child get off to the right start from birth is critical to our pursuit to Make America Healthy Again.

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

@BsubroncosD @WhiteHouse @CBP A rapist!?!? A foreign born, non-citizen rapist??!?!

Shit! What political party would have anything to do with them, let alone let them in their House??? That party MUST be deranged.

https://t.co/Jo1ldOMDmU

https://t.co/hPbh7yY7kX

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY FROM CONOR MCGREGOR AT THE WHITE HOUSE! 🍀🇺🇸 @TheNotoriousMMA

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

@BsubroncosD @WhiteHouse @CBP I know, right!?

Rapists: Like Donald Trump and the Tate brothers?
Murderers: Like Kyle Rittenhouse, Derek Chauvin, and George Santos?
Pedophiles: Like… also Donald Trump? And of course Gaetz & Hastert & Roy Moore?

So very glad you’re speaking up about that political party! 😅

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

@RepMaryMiller @RepKeithSelf So, even within the framework of your malicious understanding of your fellow human beings, you are just as guilty of name fraud, right? You’re really Mary “Miller” Meyer, right? Because we shouldn’t accept any name changes even when done thru official channels like yours?

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

What we all saw for a hot second in Tesla #237 at the @WhiteHouse today:

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

People (Gen Z people in particular) need to muster just some of the energy they had to oppose the TikTok ban, which got Trump to reverse it in like a day, and channel that toward the NIH freeze… which if left in place could ultimately *literally* kill them.

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

@KatManDoToo @elonmusk @ComfortablySmug

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

@elonmusk

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

@elonmusk You and your followers purport to be crusaders against pedos BUT you’re also a self-styled memelord…

… sooo, you’re purposely sexualizing your four-year old??? 🤔🧐🤨

(“Would” meme pretty much ONLY means “Would [have sex with]”)

https://t.co/0NmWN4roR1

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

67 million of us processing the news during our Wednesday morning ablutions… but, like actually 😢

This scene is a shockingly good representation of how this all feels right now.

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

American ideal: You can get anything if you work hard, pull yourself up by your bootstraps. If an American wants fish, they’re gonna wade into a river with a rod & some bait.

Trumpian ideal: Want candy? Find a baby, take theirs. Want fish? Find some in a barrel and shoot ‘em.

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

“Just like you take candy away from a baby”

The “you” here suggests a (mis)perception that we ALL take candy from babies.

Though it’s THE example of something EASY to do, it’s also foundationally about getting something over on someone… the Trumpian ideal, NOT an American one

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Democrats have not only greatly demeaned and embarrassed Crooked Joe Biden, but now they’re demanding that he be nowhere near Lyin’ Kamala’s Campaign. It’s not good enough that they took the Presidency away from him, just like you take candy away from a baby, but now they have to further embarrass him by telling him to, “GET LOST.” They are a Threat to Democracy!

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

@megynkelly @ABC Trump on debate moderator Megyn Kelly in 8/2015:
“I just don’t respect her as a journalist...don’t think she’s very good…She starts asking me all sorts of ridiculous questions…blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever…she was off base…she’s a lightweight”

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

When you see these concerted attacks on the moderators from the right… remember this has always been their well-worn Trumpian playbook.

https://t.co/dAUB7f7yvD

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

These moderators are a disgraceful failure and this is one of the most biased, unfair debates I have ever seen. Shame on you @ABC

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

@elonmusk THIS high-speed rail?
The one you so painstakingly, expensively sabotaged???

Admittedly, very Trumpian of you 🫡

https://t.co/0O6yLaMF1m

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

@elonmusk Oh man, you’re right!

We better stop that dude from getting all the power!

https://t.co/X5WZdMHj45

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

Tell me you haven’t seen Mad Max without telling me you haven’t seen Mad Max… a franchise quite famously about cars/roads… not about unhoused people squatting in condemned hotels in otherwise functioning cities.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Mad Max is becoming real fast

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

A four-year old’s commentary when Max downshifts in Fury Road 🛻💨:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Mad Max is becoming real fast

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

@JDVance Just purely as political calculus… is it not deeply foolish to so cavalierly use the world “shit”, when your own voter base is the one most likely to be incensed at such foul language???

[Grumblethorpe @grumblethorpe]

ACTUAL plot of The Simpsons Movie (2007): Ignorant Springfield man misguidedly attempts to save his pet from being eaten… leading to an environmental catastrophe and near destruction of the town by US government bombing.

Are we TRYING to make Simpsons predictions come true now?