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Let an expert tell you why everything is rubbish. The irreverent humour and opinions of a man constantly outraged by nothing.

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@GeesRiK @UKVolkswagen It's understandable why the Chinese manufacturers are murdering them.

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I just discovered than in my brand new £48k @UKVolkswagen ID van I need to pay an extra £7.50/mnth to activate the ability to have separate heating zones for the driver and the passengers. #greedyfuckers

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@basilthegreat @grok

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Have you ever seen an uglier Quaver? .@walkers_crisps

Should I eat it?

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Ita amazing how quickly .@nothing phones went from quirky underdog trying something fun, to expensive, derivative tat. .@getpeid you're really getting good at this. I bet with your next brand you can make them into expensive crap in a single generation.

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@GeesRiK @jelly_deals @AmazonUK If you order one today the will deliver it for tomorrow

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@HotpointSupport Done. Contancting you is a mission. My mother pays you all that money and you're not even contactable. Shameful really.

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.@HotpointSupport is there a way to speak to you guys? An engineer hasn't turned up but its impossible to get past your awful teleprompt system. It just keeps hanging up on me.

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Is anyone else's ring cameras down? The 24/7 ones?

.@ring

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@AdmiralUK Obviously, but I'm not making any changes.

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If your wondering how .@AdmiralUK get the cheapest price on all the comparison sites. The secret ingredient is lies

Lower price is the comparison quote, the higher is the price if you click through. I tried it on .@MoneySupermkt .@Comparethemkt and .@Gocompare

.@MoneySavingExp

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.@SumUp so much for your priority 24/7 support.

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.@natwest 90 minutes wait time for customer service. Disgraceful.

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I would like to thank .@AdmiralUK for needlessly jacking up my van insurance almost 75% this year.

Same van, same driver, same address but yet suddenly an extra £270 needed to ensure it.

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@AsdaServiceTeam i cannot seem to log into your website. I just keep getting this. Tried 2 different browsers.

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.@HP don't take this the wrong way but your home printers are terrible and I hope you go out of business.

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@oasis Fuck @oasis and fuck @TicketmasterUK

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Just to put this into perspective, I take thousands a week through these guys and this how they treat me. .@SumUp don't seem to care about their customers. #payment #badservice

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.@SumUp variations haven't worked on any of my products since Wednesday. It's making it incredibly difficult to do business. Support have been working on it since then but have stopped responding. Please help. I am loosing money.

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.@TicketmasterUK you are an absolute joke. In a queue from 9am, then just dumped out and sent back the start. #oasis