Grumpy Brand Guy

Grumpy Brand Marketer - Inspired by @GrumpyAgencyGuy

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Taking a shit inside the @goldencorral bathroom is the most cost effective way to eat there

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@acfou Insane.. inpact on user experience alone must be crazy

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@dereklwalker I am not debating that there are not great ad agencies .. i am debating the whole system.. from creating a standard of free e-mail in exchange for data, in exchange for targeting. If i didn’t want to share my data today i couldn’t use the internet or connect with friends..

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@dereklwalker My handle has grumpy in it for a reason. When you walk into the lobby of Google, Snapchat, Twitter or Facebook you see a discussion display of wealth and … You need verification to buy media, auditing for verify billing, 3rd party viewability.. and don’t get me started in fraud

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If you are in #marketing working on Gyms, Health Clubs etc… PLEASE stop with the New Year’s resolution targeting. The gyms are filled with unhealthy fat people in shiny new #Lululemon gear 🤮 They are taking our spots and will stop in a month anyway to return to their couch

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New #buzzword of the week from my agencies #PermaCrisis

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@elonmusk hire me for twitter! I can turn it around.. 25 years in the field on all sides.

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So true..

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

-Can you send us your presentation a week before the conference?
- No, i'm still working on it

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At a meeting with @Meta #meta .. Everybody that doesn’t have (can’t afford) our glasses will become less valuable as an employee or person #mindblown

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Sitting at #wppstream and listening to Facebook force Meta and AR on us.. they are trying so hard….

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@GrumpyAgencyGuy It’s even worse when we then have to work with IT to get an exception for your random file-sharing site to download it from

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It seems in order to get in touch with my #agency I need to fly to #CannesLions2022

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@elonmusk where do I apply as the new @Twitter CMO

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Never mind.. i will ask them if they can help grow market share in the Ukraine

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I keep dodging calls from our Russian agencies.. just don’t know what to say …

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@GrumpyAgencyGuy Awkward… I am in the gym with my low 20 something girlfriend while my 40y/o ass is dying on the treadmill trying to keep up

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@GrumpyAgencyGuy @acfou Commission % of spend

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Finished media plans review for one of our brands. Agency recommends moving almost all funds into #programatic and programmatic #OTT... Is it cause it's what's best or what's best for them from a margin perspective? don't feel right about it.. @acfou is it still as bad?

[Alex Giedt (just trying) 🤷‍♂️ @Mechani_Kong]

@grumpybrandguy @acfou I worked for an agency that only recommended what was best for the agency. Programmatic reigned supreme at that dumpster fire