Matt Chylewski

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@BBCSport Unstreamable

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@edwilliams88 Gets totes awkward when his muscle memory kicks in and he lines up to receive the kick-off.

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@edwilliams88 Even before I read the quoted post, I prayed that it was the mascot experience 🙏

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@edwilliams88 Is there a danger that it could be any good? #akwelfoley

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@edwilliams88 #sydneybernstein

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@craigmccrum @easyJet Nice to see EasyJet getting the @GWRHelp treatment!

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@sgloscouncil Still no collection of recycling this week, been out since Wednesday. Will there be a collection this week?

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@craigmccrum @BobWilsonBWSC Wonder if Bob shared the same picture??

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@TheO2 any idea what time @eltonofficial is expected on stage tonight?

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@Danny_TradesFX @AdmiralUK Still on hold?

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@AdmiralUK please can you explain why your phone lines have been closed?

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@geoffbinding @libsoftiktok 🤣🤣

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@stevemiddy1865 @BathRugby Reminds me of staff footy!

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Somebody get this woman back in the jungle at the end of the year, she is TV gold!!

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Charlie Stayt: Have you spoken to the Prime Minister in the last 24-hours?

Nadine Dorries - Why are you asking me that question

Charlie Stayt: I'd like to know

Nadine Dorries: we've communicated

Charlie Stayt: I'm really confused, is that a difficult question?

#BBCBreakfast

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@edwilliams88 Before this loaded, I’d have put money on it being this gif…

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

Re: today’s so-called scoop in the Dundee Courier. On 20th of May last year, me and my Director of Onions had a 4-hour Midori-fuelled game of topless Kabaddi with some relatively close friends. While I remain satisfied it was a work event I apologise to anyone somehow offended.

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@Hermesparcels can you please help me locate a parcel? It’s been with you since 9th December and still to be delivered!

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@edwilliams88 How have you just discovered it?