Gustavo

Siniestro. Consultor en telecomunicaciones y estudiante de Ing. Electrónica. Quejote. Hablo muy rápido. Tiro con arco como hobby 🏹 y me gustan lo jueguito.

[Gustavo @gusyd]

Objetivo a corto plazo: obtener mi título universitario.
Objetivo a largo plazo: irme al ocote

[nell 🏳️‍⚧️🩸 @estratgen]

better to ejaculate than to ejacunever

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

The weapons manufacturer learned that a group of fish is called a school

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

the big error of linux design is expecting the average computer user to rub 2 neurons together and make a singular decision or thought

[‎Gabe Follower @gabefollower]

🩵🤍🩵

[smit @itsoksmit]

at a job interview

"whats your biggest weakness?"

"understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

"could you give an me an example?"

"yes i could"

[NoQuarter Software @NoQuarterSoft]

Quake changed my life. It's one of the most important pieces of modern software, and I don't think people realize just how important it really is.

Quake was one of the first games to use real 3D polygons and hardware accelaration to allow more people to play

Quakeworld established the modern client-server multiplayer model and also led to the creation of Esports with the first Red Annihilation tournament in 1997

Quake Done Quick was one of the first popular speedrun events in 1997 and helped to establish speedrunning as a spectator sport

Modding support and the open source nature of Quake allowed others to modify it and create games like Team Fortress

From Half Life to Alice, Call of Duty to BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER, there's a lot to love and appreciate about Quake. Happy birthday, I love you!

[El alma torturada de charlie kirk @bajatxnsion]

Ser muy anti IA es de boludo. Pero ser muy pro IA es de boludo tambien. Como siempre, solo yo soy capaz de discernir la posicion correcta

[Christ-chan @christ_chan__]

Bros tweet was so racist he got the attention of the EU

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Doctor: We had no choice but to remove part of your colon.

Me; Why?

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment