Jesus

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

@tacobell When you're excited to have a Cheesy Double Beef Burrito Big box, and they hand you the food items in a bag.. #disappointmentface

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

@Tmobile @Crunchyroll I would love if you added Crunchyroll to your #BingeOn list! It would make my commute to work so much easier! #please

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

Aaaaaahhh!!!!!!

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

It's been a while since I've been excited!

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

Yo-sushi has gone downhill. I'm no longer impressed.

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

@Meee_Shelll I never to wait for #OITNB @netflix

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

So I waited for the 28th so I can watch #Between on @netflix and they just disappointed me. Not even available yet. #fail #lame #waste

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

When I ask him to trust me and he says "I do trust you, but you're evil!" He knows me like the back of his hand. #love #trust 💞

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

I was trying to watch episode 2 of #Between and @netflix was like "Sike bitch you have to wait to watch!!" #pureevil #May28 #whathappend

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

His family. My family. #dinner

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

Taking a sneek peek. Nervous. .

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

@nataliarose_ I love that one because it's quiet. Hahaha

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

@Lowdaa dude you should know we basically live there. Lol

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

When his sweet tender kiss means "shut the fuck up" #love

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

When people look at you weird for blasting jpop. I like it much better then your traumatizing-murder-back-story-cholo-rap-song. #oneword

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

@Meee_Shelll No. Just a good man 😊

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

@Meee_Shelll he didn't curse three years ago. You can imagine his shock when he met me.

[Jesus @guy_diaries]

When he starts using your commonly used words and phrases like "Stupid Fucking Cunt". You know he's a keeper. #love