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[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@adam_shniderman A properly executed Garner footnote does 2 better: In Smith v. Jones, the Seventh Circuit held that "[quote]." Then put the citation, not the substance, in the FN. The case number or star-page on Westlaw isn't relevant to whether you're full of crap-that's what goes in the FN.

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@MarkZuckerman Well I am not a Krook (fan).

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@paulg S1 and S22 probably didn't cheat. Who's the third?

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@dougherty_jesse Just catching up. Is this about (1) the USA soccer team; (2) the Nats bullpen; or (3) Graham Platner?

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@NataliaAntonova AIPAC also made him post all that offensive shit on Reddit and to sext other women while he was married.

But can AIPAC lead our soccer team past Belgium?

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@gtconway3d You should hold a ceremony and give her one of those giant checks like Publishers Clearing House, but with Trump's face and his signature from Jeffrey Epstein's birthday card on it.

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@MarkZuckerman Fans should riot...

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@natspup_ Dear Natty-

Can you pitch?

Sincerely,

Nats Fans

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@TalkNats Spoiler alert: they did not bounce back. They did the same fucking thing again.

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@MarkZuckerman I was too generous to Lovelady, the worst of the worst. Butera has to own this one.

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@MarkZuckerman We don't need to play matchups against a 9 hole hotter with a 632 ops. I'm calling a walk and game tying turner single.

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@MarkZuckerman This is 100% on Lovelady. Again. Faced four batters, hit one walked one. I'll say it till I'm blue in the face. If this team had even a league average bullpen, they'd be like 13 games above 500...

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@rmnb @FriedgeHNIC Barry Trotz just exploded. What happened to "a deal is a deal?"

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@WillBrinson Channeling Jacques Rougeau

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@mebrannan @KlasfeldReports @tomryanlaw Gal, not guy, but yes...

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@Buffalo_Blondie "Not drying" is likely a heating element, relatively easy fix. Is it on a "run until the clothes are dry" setting or a fixed timer (e.g., 60 minutes)? If it's the latter and still running for hours, probably time for a new dryer b/c multiple things are broken.

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@MarkZuckerman Good prompt for a story here: Lile's outfield defense appears markedly better this year (e.g., the last play of the 8th inning yesterday). Stats seem to back this up: +7 DRS this year v -27 last year.

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@NewYorkStateAG Do you really think the price of a hot dog should be the same at Yankee Stadium during the World Series as it is at a street vendor?

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@billybinion Still undefeated...

[NatsGuy @guy_nats]

@suetheob @Jusrangers Liar, liar, pants on fire.