guybers

Practitioner of all things mediocre

[guybers @guybers]

When we collectively begin to understand what we’ve lost over the last few months, I hope we find common ground that funding and working to better everyone’s lives is the most important role our government performs

[guybers @guybers]

Any of ya’ll got some checks and balances?

[guybers @guybers]

Closing out 2024 with @guarnaschelli ‘s meatballs in red sauce

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For https://t.co/Nhz4fFJk6n

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I prosecuted sex predators. Trump is one.
I shut down for-profit scam colleges. He ran one.
I held big banks accountable. He's owned by them.

I'm not just prepared to take on Trump, I'm prepared to beat him.

[guybers @guybers]

@acnewsitics

[TAZIVAOnline @TAZIVAOnline]

Take a look at Titan, the vessel lost on an expedition to see the Titanic.

#OceanGate #Titan #titanicsubmarine #OceansGate #submarine #titanicsubmersible #titanicsub #Titans📷 #TitanicRescue #Titanic #submarinemissing

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

PIs during the post doc crisis

[guybers @guybers]

@N00bintheTube Pho Queue

[Triumph® ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsᴜʟᴛ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴅᴏɢ™ Headquarters💩 @TriumphICDHQ]

I'm not sure this newest ad on crime is going to help @DrOz but maybe it's me. #TrumpRally #ImMehforMehmet

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Dear women: 96% of Republicans voted against your legal right to have access to contraceptives and want to pass a national abortion ban. The midterms are in 23 days.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Opinion | I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I had a threesome with the Falwells.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Herschel Walker's $700 check to his mistress for an abortion could actually help Republicans because it reminds Americans how much the price of an abortion has gone up.

[guybers @guybers]

@cartermaltby1 Are you #teamshark?

[guybers @guybers]

@cartermaltby1 Got us shook too

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I can’t top this

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Average Weekly Wages
1973: $873
2022: $813

Median Home
1973: $30,200
2022: $433,100

Monthly Rent
1973: $108
2022: $2,002

Tuition and Fees at University of California
1973: $150
2022: $13,104

Boomer: But why can't the slackers pay for college & pay off their loans like we did?

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Thanks, Obama

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This is a BFD.