I need a nap

I'm too old to be on Twitter this much.

[Golan Globus Theater @GandgTheater]

RIP Richard Harrison. The great ones are dropping like flies lately. Who will reform the Ninja Empire now?😢

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

My wife is such a bad cook. I keep getting food poisoning. Arsenic, cyanide, strychnine, you name it.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

After Resident Evil, it’s time we admit that Zach Cregger is this generation’s best horror director who once played Abraham Lincoln in a sketch that involved the phrase “don’t break my butt”

[nick usen @nickusen]

“Turned out well. It’s called Barbarian. People seemed to like it.”

[ᥴꪖꪑᦓꪮꪀ 🍂 @Cambone88]

My favorite moment in this episode is Burns's outraged gasp when he sees the "sideburns" not once, not twice, but three times; also, Harry Shearer disliked this episode primarily because he thought the joke was overplayed, and Julie Kavner felt the same. ⚾️

#TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

[I need a nap @guywhoneedsnap]

@OliveLogos @pastoralcomical I still listen to "hello, it's me" and I think about that movie

[I need a nap @guywhoneedsnap]

@normalcreature9 I was constantly like this, and now I'm trying to teach my own kid not to be embarrassed by everything for no reason and it isn't working

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

i’ve never seen anything quite like this, the second and third pastels in particular

just completely stunning, an instant follow from me

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"Are you sure you can get him back for us?"

"Absolutely. I'm the one who successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, you know."

"What about Peter Fonda?"

"Oh, that was a heartbreaker. But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings."

"You idiot! He was the most talented one!"

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

it is so funny that “o’clock” is like, the official name for that concept

[Moon Caoimhe🌝 @moonbinmemes_]

'A ghost story they'll hardly believe'

[Adam James Pollock @AdamPollock]

Just about to give the British Museum shop my entire salary

[Jacko B. Graphic @1928Fantasmic]

The thing that irks me the most is that Disney could use this as a marketing machine.

Need to promote Doomsday? Have RDJ guest star.

Want to start buzz for Starfighter?
Have Gosling on Pigs in Space.

The synergy machine could work overtime.

[Seth Carcass @ohsethy]

They should make a Christmas Godzilla movie where Godzilla accidentally blasts Santa out of the air on Christmas Eve and now the big lug has to deliver the presents of the world but.. he needs Mothra’s help 🥰

[Matt @scriptumsent]

7yo finishing the original trilogy for the first time, starting to obsessively read SW encyclopedias, and declaring his favorite character is an obscure member of Jabba’s palace

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

There should be a series of Rothko-inspired pop tarts

[I need a nap @guywhoneedsnap]

@XarDarth @RinnerStrikes Just one episode

[vapid ally @anotherxxbunny]

Anytime I see a man struggling to get something in the back of his car I’m like what’s this Ted Bundy motherfucker up to?