jorjor wel

blazing guns and glazing buns since Y2K baby

[jorjor wel @gxldfishh]

go tobann, i freaked it

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

you get to season 5 of Game of Thrones and Tyrion starts talking like Brian Griffin

[Willow @neopostStalin]

kind of crazy how brutal a mog this is.

[🍊 rowan @butchrandle]

Frodo getting ready to leave Rivendell

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Tyrion Lannister: Stannis Baratheon. What do we know of him?
Advisor: They say that witch pussy has him under a spell, my lord. That it has him totally transfixed. They say he’s autistic about that pussy, my lord.
Tyrion: It is a tragedy the way war pits us against our brothers.

[jorjor wel @gxldfishh]

one down

[jorjor wel @gxldfishh]

i had a dream about wanting to kill hayden christensen and hayden panettiere to become the worlds hottest hayden

[project hail saturn 💫🪐💙 @z4kkuras]

At the airport

[jorjor wel @gxldfishh]

scrangelina jolie

[Alaric @0xAlaric]

Just gave a gen alpha guy important advice on a life-and-death matter and he replied “good comms”

[papa bear ☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

visiting my mom and she left a bong and weed out on the nightstand for me #white

[Errai @errai]

Showing my barber an infrared photo of him sleeping in his bed

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[jorjor wel @gxldfishh]

I hate when autocorrect takes away my z and replaces it with an s. Let me have my whimsy you lifeless machine

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

Im da king of da restaraunt

[Basil🧡 (they/them) @LinkofSunshine]

The guy being crucified next to Jesus making fun of him the whole time despite also being literally crucified was kind of a lion

[brian @brianonhere]

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor—

Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is—

Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais?

Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

[jennifer evans 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇨🇦 @nejsnave]

It's wild how all I hear about is antisemitism and all I see is Islamophobia.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

OKC THUNDER LOSE

[͏ً @pilgeousx]

done with spreadsheets
done with advanced stats
done with anything that involves a formula

basketball is about who’s a bitch and who isn’t and Chet Holmgren is a fucking bitch