Samantha Barber: Lethal Protector

she/her, trans, age 23, proship. Tougher than the toughies, sharper than the sharpies, made my money square. I liveblog comics. Big Influencer, Much Clout.

[Samantha Barber: Lethal Protector @gynoidprincess]

Meta-thread indexing all my comics liveblog threads:

[wint @dril]

so far the only known use for incest is to make dogs look weird⁠—why dont we harness incest to make a guy whos really good at Developing Code

[Samantha Barber: Lethal Protector @gynoidprincess]

@FEObsessive @ShadowTodd …the seagulls song was *written* for that Bad Lip Reading sketch with Yoda

[Samantha Barber: Lethal Protector @gynoidprincess]

how did he predict what Elmo would do with this website

[wint @dril]

my good new plan is to aquire a storefront, name it "please dont come in here" and jack off inside of it, alone, until i run out of money

[Samantha Barber: Lethal Protector @gynoidprincess]

Okay, the last-page reveal in the new Birds of Prey #1 had me HOWLING. @79SemiFinalist , you get an A+ from me. I’m so on board.

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@unimpressedfave I don’t mind her but I kinda wish Wagnerine had stuck around instead

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@BlerdMinusFear Ewing does not miss

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

New Fulton County Jail co-conspirator booking photos just dropped

[nebula should have killed thanos @gwenstacying]

oh my god it’s happening

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@postbusters2k16 @AGeekForFun It should be Jake Lloyd and he should say “Now THAT…. was podracing” and it fades to black

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@ByYourLogic https://t.co/u4ahFtjUoh

[Samantha Barber: Lethal Protector @gynoidprincess]

@redmurad @davidsirota there are so many fucking empty apartments you dipshit

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(what that looks like)

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@YunhoYunh @TheNerdSpider nice to see you Mr. Moore

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Dale Gribble is such a funny, livewire character but there's so much vulnerability and warmth that Johnny Hardwick brought. Dale seems like a genuinely good man and good father despite being a total nut

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

I’d be so mad if the Oscars people sat me next to Chowder.