Toppy

i spend my days here retweeting and replying, don't follow me expecting art or funny tweets or whatever

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[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Betty Hitler Weiner

United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007

[Charlie Brown @charlesbrown628]

I can't believe it! the gang just thew a party and they said it was for Charlie! Their actually throwing a party for me... THEIR CELEBRATING ME!!!!

[jery @jerydiscografik]

how it feels when you wake up before everyone in the house

[Onions in Taiwan 🧅 (Formerly Condemner) 𓅃𓅊 @SirOstapBender]

The plot twists at the end tho

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[🩵🖤🤍ᴶᵉˢˢⁱᶜᵃ🤍🖤🩵 @images_i_hate2]

When you kill a ghast with its own fire ball and that annoying minecraft achievement music plays

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

naming my son gushers tropical pack

[Willow Wisp @WanderingWizp]

“enter password”

Me: “tetris suicide pact orgy porn”

“error: password cannot be peak 😭”

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

Rolling over in their grave is probably something dead people do just because they’re extremely bored, not because their legacy has been disrespected.

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

We are on a website where you can personally make the vice president of the global hegemon and the richest man alive angry.

You used to have to get castrated to have even a fraction of that power.