harper

cutest little foxie ^^ dni 18+ ONLY i am 18 #groommetwt

[harper @h4rper_tinypaws]

hai im back guys ^.^ (and im hrny plz dm me)
#lowlvl

[Wizarding World Direct @WW_Direct]

HARRY POTTER: Wizards of Baking - Chapter 2 is premiering November 2 on Food Network and the next day on HBO Max 🧁

Featuring special guests Warwick Davis (Flitwick), Afshan Azad (Padma Patil) and Devon Murray (Seamus Finnigan)

[TheGayDispatcher🏳️‍🌈™️ @GayDispatcher]

Stay on the line and tell us it was an accident! It happens.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: President Trump announced that the United States will be celebrating a return of the “World Fairs” in 3 years that left the planet speechless in the 1890s.

This will be similar to The New York World Fair of 1939. The Chicago World Fair of 1893 and The Nashville World Fair of 1897.

There are even claims of ‘free energy’ technology utilizing Tesla towers and Aether during those fairs.

Prophecies are being fulfilled right before our very eyes, America the chosen land is being revealed.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

I have watched this at least 10 times and it cracks me up every time.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Could not stop laughing

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can just walk through my own home after the kids have been home with their dad all day

[TheGayDispatcher🏳️‍🌈™️ @GayDispatcher]

Literally…

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

Would you sit inside the belly of a massive whale carcass to attract sharks? We did. #SharkWeek starts July 23 at 8p on @Discovery.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Being a parent is mostly just thinking you can sit down, but then having to immediately get back up again.

[Iowa DNR @iowadnr]

history lives in Iowa State Parks!

Members at a CCC camp at Lake Wapello built all this at the beach between 1933-38:
lodge
open shelter
changing rooms
boat rental & concession area
breezeway with a deck

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward and just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

[DispatchMess @DispatchMess]

PSA: I don’t care how good of friends you think you are- don’t call your cop friend on their personal cell on their day off to report a crime.

I promise you they don’t get paid enough to care. CALL DISPATCH.

[My Life As Dad @milifeasdad]

One day you’re young and hip, and the next your hip is not so young.

[Zac Small @ZacSmall_]

Be the house where the kids go to get a workout or some life/business advice; don't be the house they go to get booze or pot from.

[Buckeye @BuckeyeStateCop]

🎶 And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands could be time spent with you
Laughing like children, living like lovers
Rolling like thunder, under the covers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues 🎶

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

Being attracted to children isn’t a sexual orientation- it’s pedophilia.

[Matthew Bednarik @BednarikMatt]

Ya'll can do what you want. Mandate or not, my children aren't getting some wack experimental drug that has shown to not be effective, have serious side effects, and the makers have complete liability protection.

No thanks, @CDCgov