hey darnold

seahawks and mariners 😔

[hey darnold @h8watching]

Im 12 years old and this is an awesome gotcha

[Zach Simones @simonesz]

A reminder that the FC Dallas under 15 squad literally destroyed the US Women’s team 5-2

These were all boys under the age of FIFTEEN

[hey darnold @h8watching]

fakest “smart guy” in sports lmao

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

Analytics have / are ruining the game we playing AI hoops

[hey darnold @h8watching]

All these guys operate under the same assumption that New York City landlords try to assist their tenants in any way whatsoever. Disconnected from reality.

[The Rational Animal 🤔 @theobjectivist]

Yes, your rent is frozen. So is the landlord's budget to fix your heat, your leaks, and your broken freezer. But don't worry, when nothing works, at least the number on your lease stays the same. You can admire it while you eat out.

And the rent won't rise, true. Neither will any new buildings, because no one builds apartments he's forbidden to price. So enjoy the same aging unit for the next thirty years, paying yesterday's rent for tomorrow's ruins.

Freezing a price doesn't freeze reality. It freezes the supply, halts the repairs, and ends the building, while the line of people waiting for an apartment grows longer every year.

But feel the warmth of collectivism: everyone equal, shivering together in identical crumbling units, sharing the broken elevator and the dead freezer as one community.

The number stays the same. That was the promise, and that is all you'll get.

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@BBLPERRY using American slang on an American app you’re cucked buddy

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@TFG_Football @brocsmith2000 Who do you think Boye Mafe and Coby Bryant are?

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@TFG_Football can we be serious about Boye Mafe

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@FootballCravee @craighorlbeck this is important

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@hawkblogger Dont disagree but its funny that the Seahawks spent 3 top-50 picks on “Sign These” positions and immediately won the super bowl

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@statmuse vs Mariners, as ever, doesn’t count

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@4WhomJBellTolls Bad faith analysis by someone who clearly did not watch much of Geno’s tenure in Seattle 🥱

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@hawkblogger @ernestjones Drake Thomas what a find man

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Seahawks didnt even need to use JSN and Niners fans are trying to victory lap this nonsense 🤭

[⁸𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙚 @33643pts]

😭😭😭Lenoir won that matchup again it just didn’t matter

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@DiscussingFilm @Northernlion

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@TJStats Hit his finger?

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@MHJera_ PACK

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@j_shusterman_ When the Dodgers put in Miggy Ro to toss Cal BP so he can break 62>>>

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@elitetakes_ hes been lucky all day

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Fuck you @Mariners

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all the RETVRN guys are getting what they wanted, medieval divination is so back

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Incredible society we've got here

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@MLB At MLB posting that first “K” 🫩