Howie B

Producer; Father; Fan. Virile but not threatening.

[Howie B @h_bernstein]

@AmySwearer @Heritage I hope your cats never get their faces blown off their heads by an AR-15 like so many human kids each year.

[Howie B @h_bernstein]

@Kappa_Kappa You need to know that when I unload the dishwasher I put the dishes back on the bottom of the stack, not the top, so that the dishes on the bottom don’t “feel bad” that they never make it to the top to get used

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What a day! It’s the light at the end of the tunnel! @FlintstoneRocky @dadwroteaporno

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@chadmeslinger @HotlineJosh The last gasps of a dying breed, Chad

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@RachelMComedy You are a national treasure and I am mourning the loss of your pinned tweet.

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@heyitsMattCaron As the producer of “Wet Hot” I’d just like to say, “Holy fucking shit thank you for that incredible mashup”

[Howie B @h_bernstein]

@207_Melissa Aww cute

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@207_Melissa You’re not “Proud to be an American” – you’re mocking a fellow countryman whose daughter was murdered. You are vile.

[Howie B @h_bernstein]

@StephStradley @DuaneBrown76 Your tweet wasn’t about how people feel about protests or about “people talking past each other.” It was a claim that this meeting was consistent with what he’s tried to do in Houston - which of course it isn’t.

[Howie B @h_bernstein]

@StephStradley Yes. He met with city leaders to deflect from his attempts to quash his players’ right to protest. Maybe the best place to start in determining his intentions is with @DuaneBrown76 - the man who was present at the meeting you’re citing

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@netsonyes Nets fan Aden Harris (lives in New Delhi India) wears his favorite shirt on ski trip in Kitzbühel Austria!

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@SarahHughesNY 2-0 End of 1st baby!

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@glamourmag @cindi_leive I can't emphasize enough how I really didn't do anything

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@SarahHughesNY @cindi_leive @glamourmag can't believe I wasn't carrying my copy in this pic http://t.co/vQlw3p3l0I

[Howie B @h_bernstein]

@TDMaker85 Tough loss but fun to hang out a bit

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@lapresmidi @alizalicht @cindi_leive I look forward to that with a level of anticipation unmatched since my trip to Jersey City with my kids