Hannah

situationally funny

[Hannah @h_dobro]

what happens in my stomach after eating drunk taco bell before bed

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The New York Knicks made the greatest comeback in NBA Finals history tonight after being down 29 points.

They ended up beating the Spurs 107-106.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

series 1-0.

[tai 🦦 @itsjusttai_]

A reminder that if you shop on https://t.co/E5E94Nv2ua you can select your favorite indie bookstore and all of the profits of your purchase will go directly to them! They frequently run different sales (including free shipping) with a massive selection of books to choose from !!

[Alex Reimer @AlexReimer1]

I love this trick from baby boomers. Make things insanely unaffordable and do not raise workers’ wages. Then, complain that young people spend too much money on frivolous activities like eating lunch.

[Hannah @h_dobro]

*me listening to a playlist i made* wow this selection of songs is absolutely incredible, life-changing really

[Hannah @h_dobro]

we are so back

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.

[Hannah @h_dobro]

amanda and west just confirmed the rumors I-

[Hannah @h_dobro]

I mean, it’s a great week to be resurrected

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Olaf just fucking died…

[hazel☀️ 🔜 vibecamp @sodiumPen]

europeans will ride a train going 200 mph through the alps while drinking wine and americans will sit in traffic on I-95 for three hours eating a gas station sandwich and say "at least i have my freedom" brother you are imprisoned by a honda accord

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

Well, well, well. Look who’s mail in voting.

So, it’s good enough for you, but not millions of others? 🤔

[Hannah @h_dobro]

tired of dating apps, ready to meet someone the old fashioned way: on twitter

[Hannah @h_dobro]

@OMNY why did you charge me $3 in the middle of the night like I just hopped on the train when I’m in Florida and have been for 5 days?

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

[Hannah @h_dobro]

all these jokes about grilling the groundhog for saying six more weeks of winter are making me sad… I don’t have a grill, so air fryer it is

[Hannah @h_dobro]

making my internal monologue external now on substack!

https://t.co/oDCfI263zF

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Joe Santagato Talks Podcasting, Touring, And Performing At Madison Square Garden https://t.co/SUT4YkGXEF

[Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato]

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