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[Hackgenius @hackgenius7]

Running for a public office shouldn't be the easiest way to richness. We need a reset and bring back public service to Kenyans. The remuneration should be made really unattractive so we only have people ready to serve in public offices.

[Samwel Wekesa @bungomaduke]

Wacha niseme Initoke. Hii ni pesa ya CDF ya watu wa Mumias East imetumika hapa. This mansion is about Ksh 38 Million. A first time MP has so far earned Ksh 33 Million kutoka time aliingia in office hadi sahi. The owner of this house ako na loans left, right and centre including za gari. Payslip inasoma 2K per month. But can still afford kupiga sherehe, fly from Nairobi to Kakamega on a daily basis, attend Harambees and donate over KSh 1M on a weekly basis. Hii pesa inatoka wapi? The late Jakom alisema hii mambo ya CDF itolewe. He was actually right. Hii ikitolewa most MPs watapatwa na depression. The easiest way to become a billionaire in Kenya is just to run for public office.

[I am Chege @_James041]

This goon has been massaged properly, let me laugh first 😂

After being massaged, the goon has confessed that they were sent by John Mbadi to disrupt Kenya Human Rights Commission's budget event.

John Mbadi, the skunk from Homabay whom we were told was an expert in economics,

Turns out to be an expert in theft and hooliganism.

Magi onge!

[Ken Talks Tech @kenbonyo]

There is a new cash cow in town. 🚨
If you import a car to Kenya right now, @ntsa_kenya is taking weeks to print physical plates after allocation. Since CFS storage fees are piling up, you're forced to drive from Mombasa with your registration on a piece of paper. (1/4)

[Ken Talks Tech @kenbonyo]

@ntsa_kenya is it a favor to get the plates we paid for in time? Your systems for collecting revenue are highly efficient, yet service delivery is broken. The least you can do is issue an official public notice on how drivers should proceed as they wait for their plates! (3/4)

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

I was arrested this morning together with fellow patriotic Kenyans during our procession to present a petition to the Kenya Wildlife Services against the excision of part of the Nairobi National Park to construct a 1300-car parking lot.

Our national heritage and environment must be safeguarded from greed and unnecessary destruction without public participation.

[Hackgenius @hackgenius7]

@Blue49Fire @alexmwanzo Weka picha

[Hackgenius @hackgenius7]

People who are sick do not get healed by moving them to an area with no disease. You treat them where they are...

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Mp Nyikal: When people are sick, you treat them where they are. You do not move them to where there is no disease.

[Hussein @husseinkhamala]

The Linda Mwananchi and the United Opposition has enough MPs to Initiate an Impeachment Motion Against Ruto.

They need to table a motion asap.

[Hackgenius @hackgenius7]

If you complain like any other Kenyan, you are also part of the problem. Let your actions speak for you Edwin.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The Ruto government is just too much. These guys wake up every single day just to conjure up more ways to cause pain to Kenyans. I know we are expected to keep government in check as opposition but it’s literally impossible to keep up with the breadth and depth of the capacity for evil these guys have. It doesn’t have to be like this bwana. When we tell you just kicking Ruto out solves 80% of our problems you best believe! Just like he did with Haiti and now Ebola, for the right amount, this one can sell us to the devil himself!

[Hackgenius @hackgenius7]

Tempted. This is not a temptation. You can't be tempted to do your work. Do it or go home Caleb.

[Hon. Caleb Amisi, MP @Honcalebamisi]

I am tempted to table it.

This is an assault to the sovereignty of Kenya as a state .

#Ebola

Kenya needs a renaissance!

[James Ole Kiyiapi @JamesOleKiyiapi]

This is deeply thought provoking and yet so basic at the same time - thank you Prof W. Njoya for these insightful comments!

[Maria kemunto @mariakemmy]

Whoever this lady is apewe fanta baridi madiaba on my bill 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

I got a chance tell CJ Martha Koome , “Kenya ata chief justice anacry for Justice.”

[Paul Muite SC @Paul_Muite]

People MUST resist Freehold Land being turned into Leasehold and oppressive TAXES imposed with the Land being auctioned upon failure to pay the those taxes.Objective is to disposess people of their Lands and turn them into labourers for the new owners.We have a CRIMINAL regime

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

After overtaxing you, drowning you in debt and cooking the shadiest fuel deals in our history, this govt now wants applause for ‘negotiating’ a crisis it created.

They hike prices, blame a ‘global crisis’, then compromise a few loud voices into silence and call it leadership.

Kenya doesn’t need photo‑ops and KSh10 gimmicks on diesel. We need the extractive cartel state dismantled.

We must Reset, Restore & Rebuild Kenya #Ukombozi

@UGMParty @Maraga27 @ntvkenya @citizentvkenya @tv47digital @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @NationAfrica

[Nyakundi Junior🇰🇪 @VictorNyakund10]

I joined the NSE four years ago.

Since then, I’ve exited some positions with over 100% capital gains, while my cumulative dividend income has crossed the KSh 200K mark.

Interestingly, the stock market was the one asset class I deliberately avoided in my early years as I focused on building solid buffers through more conservative investments.

Now the rewards are becoming evident. In just the past week alone, dividends from Absa, KCB, and I&M Bank paid me over KSh 70K in passive income.

That’s the beauty of long-term investing , eventually your capital starts working harder than you do.

The NSE rewards patience, discipline, and the ability to think beyond short-term market noise.But for you to think beyond the short term noise you must first have solid buffers in Fixed income funds, bonds, MMFs and cash deposits.
How has the NSE treated you so far?

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

CS Mbadi: Government will reconvene upon President Ruto's return from Azerbaijan to explore further interventions to protect Kenyans from soaring fuel costs.

#FixingTheNationNTV @nationfmke @ericlatiff @mariambishar @blinkypenguin

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Maraga the 6th.

This time round we are going in hard.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

The only way we can change our country. Maraga at the helm.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Ningekuwa mwenye io gari ningetafta uyo dem nimpee gari for a few days walahi

We shall not poverty shame people for liking cars