hacksawsaysfight

Formerly @ajanbrothers 🤦🏻‍♀️ Currently sick of most people’s shit 💩 Here to yell at our elected officials for systemic change 🔥

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@shanasolarte only back on twitter to cackle at this 😂😂😂

[PorchDrinking.com @PorchDrinkingCO]

A new category this year. We're onto the Lagers category at the @FOBABofficial awards. The winners are:

First: @CerebralBrewing
Second: @BhramariBrew
Third: @MetroBrewing

#FoBAB #FoBAB20

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@BoozyBeggarChi @StasiaBrew @ajanbrothers AHHHHH

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That said, I vented genuine frustration regarding previous, frequent issues and I stand by those frustrations. But shout-out to Square for the help today.

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Back on Twitter to complain about @Square: why the fuck do I have to go through the login and verification process over and over today on every device behind our bar? do you know how insane it is to try and work and constantly have to check your texts and go through these steps?

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@SQSupport is likely to be come through with a robotic "we are sorry you are experiencing problems" message that will do literally nothing to solve the problem, so THANK YOU SQUARE UGH.

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Just here to eat some crow and say that after DMing @SQSupport , they were able to solve the problem right away. Turns out someone had enabled 2-step verification, so our POS was just doing it's job, ope.

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Just back on Twitter to say that if a nun lays hands on you while you're trying to be queer and cute, it is totally acceptable to punch that nun.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Where is Katy Perry when you need her

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@MetroBrewing @JTomszak I say for $1M paid within the next 6 hour, we WILL post it.

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@SQSupport @BiscariniMarco I don't know how you expect our businesses to run when we can't even accept a payment - meanwhile, your business keeps churning and burning, not giving a single bit of relief to the folks that pay for your services, even when they frequently fail us.

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@SQSupport @BiscariniMarco This is truly wild. The number of times I've had to come to Twitter, of all places, to get answers for what is happening to my POS in the middle of a busy day is insane. While you get to send auto-responses, we have to tell our customers we can't take their money. WILD.

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Nothing feels better than a response that you copy and paste to every single customer, as opposed to a small explanation of what might be happening and what it might take to fix it. Fuck it, just make a site called "https://t.co/1BBGUcCjsz", problem solved.

[Square Support @SquareSupport]

@Cate_Ledezma We are aware of reported issues surrounding logins and multiple services. We are in the process of posting updates at https://t.co/QiRhx4xwbD. Please check there for the most up-to-date information.

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back on Twitter just to complain about @Square because I can't seem to access a single damn report on my dashboard, because they're 'experiencing problems on their end'.

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I just found out that I'm no longer in @AldermanLaSpata 's ward and am fucking crushed. It's okay, though. 26th ward, I'm here, and I'm ready to get @MaldonadoR26 out of office in the next election (because I already know how useless he is).

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I am not his regular and his laptop was sitting wide open on the bar. SOME DOCTOR.

[Sziszek @TrueMartyParty]

I love when my regulars grab my laptop from behind the bar.

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@adamvavrick @ChicagoErin I rescind my sassy tweets because both of y'all are doing some serious work by being transparent and advocating for a better industry for all of us, and that's what matters the most. Team Fuck @MoodyTongue Forever.

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@Jillhopkins @Vocalo @MetroChicago @SmartBar @GmanTavern i came back to twitter to say congrats and to applaud you for this nanny gif

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@SQSupport Appreciate the apology, doesn't necessarily help my bartenders who have missed out on tips on our busiest day, but I'll pass it along.

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Hey @SQSupport this is starting to happen again and we're at peak busy so that's rad

[Square Support @SquareSupport]

For 3 hours on Saturday, Sept. 18th, our systems experienced an issue that prevented some sellers from being able to sign into their accounts or accept tips.

Here's how we're working to make it right. (1/4)

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I’m Grandma Yetta #backtohibernation