Megan Haeffele

Miss you Obama.

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

I’m hoping and dreaming bill Murray will find a way to drop into one of my zoom calls

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

@mediatemplehelp - resorting to twitter as my last option. On hold with chat for 2 hours last week. No response. Same story today. Also an hour over SMS after calling you. How do I get ahold of someone?

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

ok that was nasty. #stlblues

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

@mradamscott PLEASE HURRYYYYY

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

@boburnham you know that “Friends Experience”? A much better experience would be replicas of your “Inside” room, outfitted w/ the tech you used, for people to pay to record hours of their own content and take footage home. People would pay for that. I… would pay for that.

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

@amyschumer - at the Denver show tonight. I am with hump back too. #iguessproudofit

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

The U.S. men's and women's soccer teams will be paid equally under a new deal

https://t.co/x8MvbqD6Uv

[Kasie Hunt @kasie]

Important to remember: Overturning Roe vs. Wade will impact Americans with the fewest resources, not the wealthy or well-connected

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

If you weren’t already scared and angry: Supreme Court has voted to overturn abortion rights, draft opinion shows https://t.co/MkJXWuq7YM via @politico

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

@MyFavMurder - I’ve got a * razor blades in the wall* photo for you ladies

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

@bluthquotes Dammit this would be a good costume @DrewHaef

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

@nytimes Go home Christmas!!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Geologists Uncover Slab Of Amber Containing Perfectly Preserved Adam And Eve https://t.co/H9HRLG93Dy

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

A thing you see in Denver: “Full strength beer”

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

@rachelmdavis_ I dropped my drivers license in an escalator while walking IN to the airport. Had to convince them to let me fly without an ID.

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

@mosseri Thumbs down man

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

@Rockies Likelihood of rain delay?

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

I remember packing my kindergarten bookbag with Cheerios and coloring books to run away from home. 26 years later I’m still packing Cheerios when I’m stressed.

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

Whyyy does it hurt so bad to hit your elbow?? Shouldn't this kind of pain be reserved for IMPORTANT parts of your body?

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

Least favorite things: tv ads

[Megan Haeffele @haeffele8]

Least favorite things: Your streaming service interrupts in error. You restart streaming service. Streaming service makes you watch 2 extra minutes of ads.