Leah 🦇

fifty percent water / fifty percent ice cream

[Fin @gofinurself]

i’ve gotta be really honest… i don’t think there’s been a day in my life where i thought that immigration was a genuine issue in this country and nothing more than racist fear mongering from the right, and yes that includes illegal immigration.

[erica @whitleygilbcrt]

meanwhile this is clark

[holly parkinson 🏴‍☠️ @ParkinsonHB]

#USAElections2024

[Leah 🦇 @haelvv]

@teeemotional I’ve been withholding screenshots I don’t want to spam you guys 😏

[Leah 🦇 @haelvv]

*me and irish twin brother going for each others jugulars about the election for three days straight in the sibling group chat (typical for us)*
Our dead silent baby brother who has never seen us fight before: 👁️👄👁️

[Leah 🦇 @haelvv]

male coach: the worst part about powerlifting is the singlet you have to wear in front of everyone
me socialized as a woman so form fitting athletic wear is the norm, meticulously shopping for singlets I like bc they look fun: the worst part for YOU. I'm going to look cute af

[Leah 🦇 @haelvv]

my biological clock is ticking (not for kids) (for hitting my genetic potentials for powerlifting PRs)

[chase @_chase_____]

having someone over to your apartment is so intimate. it’s like welcome! so this is all my stuff

[Leah 🦇 @haelvv]

@mattyost_ Authoritarian parents confused by this tweet

[Leah 🦇 @haelvv]

*carefully counts calories and protein on and off for weeks* scale: nah

*is so sick with worst sore throat for three days eating what tf ever I want based on textural vibes alone (Ben & Jerry’s, popsicles, chips, watermelon, ice water)* Scale: lowest weight in months

[pay-tient zero ❤️‍🔥 @daylightx13_]

guess what, I’m chronically online AND have a salary position at my 7:30-5 big girl corporate job. it’s called versatility look it up

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Rest in peace, James Earl Jones. One of the most powerful, evocative, emotional voices in cinema history. This is the first scene that came to mind, it’s one of my favorites of all time.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

choosing a shoe at 13 that I’m about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life

[Leah 🦇 @haelvv]

Born to do: silly little crafts
Forced to do: corporate labor

[joyce lane @returnofscully]

smallville, love of my life

[Leah 🦇 @haelvv]

Interaction with TWO separate mentors last week

Me: hey i think this thing would be a good idea for me
Mentor: thats not necessary
Me: 👍 *forgets it*
Mentor, a week later: so that idea that you had, that’s really important and essential if you want to succeed
Me: 🙃🙃